It’s always the same question for the slew of hopefuls that flock to Amerika’s newest Mecca for Immortality: Is there life after American Idol? The most current answer would come from Fantasia Barrino whose debut album seems stalled somewhere between Never-Neverland and the zombie hell of doing a de rigeur duet with Kelly — ‘Idol On Her Tombstone‘ — Clarkson. But flash forward, please, and let’s consider the current season. Let’s ruminate upon Constantine Maroulis. Dubbed by the judges relentlessly as a "rocker," Constantine is living proof that there definitely is life before American Idol. Life with a hefty side of pluck — and cheese.

Yes, that’s our favorite little Seal-’n-Sting impersonator Living la Vida Loca on the whacky WB show Elimidate. Complete with the female show’s "prize" declaring that her night out at the disco with Consty and the boys felt "…like an orgy." (As opposed to Like A Virgin). But don’t take our word for it, there’s a whole video you can watch — again and again — before next Tuesday’s big Top 12 show. (I can’t wait!)