It’s an old joke but it’s making the rounds again:
It’s Show & Tell day in Johnny’s class and the subject is "What My Daddy Does for a Living." Johnny sweats it out as he waits his turn. Susie goes first. Her father is a fireman and he saves lives. One time his hand got burnt as he rescued a baby from a 6th floor window. Everybody Oohs. Kevin gets up next. His Dad is a cab driver and once he drove Mariah Carey to a rehab clinic. Everybody Ahhs. Finally it’s Johnny’s turn. He gets up in front of the class and looks around nervously.
"Well," says Johnny, "my father dances in a bar and men put dollar bills in his bathing suit. And the men sometimes take him in the back and screw him in his behind."
Stunned silence.
After class, the teacher holds Johnny back. "Now Johnny, that can’t be true. I’ve met your parents. They’re very substantial people. That isn’t true, Johnny, is it?"
"No," admits Johnny. "But I was too ashamed to say he worked in the Bush Administration."
I don’t understand why that could be considered a joke, because jokes are supposed to be funny…
hahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!
I thought it was funny…but i’m saddened that it isnt true..lol…the dancing on the bar part i mean
Whoever creates the joke, am giving you a hug!
Nice one.
LOL!
Kool lol!
Funny would be better with a picture of a dick
Funny. But I wouldnot admit anyone I knew worked for that rich fascist! But tehn again, my friends are smart and wouldn’t do such evil things as work for him or anyone like him!
Heh… Cool man… I love it!
To them who couldn’t and still can’t get it… I hope you’ll find your brain someday
Think it would be more funny if the teacher had said “So thats your father I have had him ! glad I could contribute to your education the goverment certainly don`t.
What a shame on ”America” ie.George Bush and republicans. To try and change such a wonderful place like America. to their corrupt ideals It was a sad day when he was installed.
Eli
hahahahaha!!! loved it ! xxx
thats so hottttttttttttt
he gets his ass screwed with
no fare