OOH, GIRL! DO YOU HAVE A LICENSE FOR THOSE THANGS!

This today from Popbitch, the nasty gossip-newsletter from the U.K. that never fails to warm our hearts:

"Legendary stripper Tawny Peaks has just sold the implants from her 69HH breasts on eBay for $16,766. Tawny became infamous in 1998 when a patron at the Diamond Dolls nightclub in Clearwater, Florida sued her, claiming he suffered a whiplash injury when she swung her breasts into his face. He said they were ‘like two cement blocks.’

"The case went to arbitration on The People’s Court TV show and the judge, former New York City Mayor Ed Koch, ordered a female bailiff to examine Peaks in private, where Tawny’s breasts were found to be "soft." Koch ruled they were not dangerous and refused to award damages. Peaks said she has since become "kind of a recluse."

How much of a recluse, you ask, gentle Nightcharm reader? Check out her site, where she is obviously preparing for the sad day (soon) when she disappears behind the walls of a convent. (In case you were wondering. Goldenpalace Casino, an online operation, bought the fake tits. Perhaps they will display them on the web, beside the $28,000 cheese sandwich they bought that "looks like the Virgin Mary." Lucky the turtle is burning!