“Single men get blowjobs. Married men get fellatio.”
– Chris Rock
Fellatio … pronounced fel-lay-she-o. (But you knew that.) That would be the noun. To fellate, the verb. But what the heck is fellatial?
Fellatial, of course, is the adjective. Rhymes with palatial . Never heard it before? That’s because it’s only a week old. Of the rage and fury attending its birth, we are about to tell. But first let us review this word’s happy little root — fellatio – for a moment.
The Urban Dictionary defines it like this:
“The term used in polite company which refers to the subservient act of orally stimulating the male sex organ with, but not limited to, the lips, mouth and tongue, during which suction pressure is applied to the male organ, usually resulting in the need to shampoo.”
Use it in a sentence, please.
Fellatio is not a city in France. (We sort of adore the Urban Dictionary.)
It’s a wonder so useful a word was never put in adjectival form until last Sunday when it was invented by conservative gay pundit Andrew Sullivan, the man we hate to love.
He used it in a book review, to indicate the fawning, on-their-knees way conservative blowhards write about this, the worse of all possible presidents (save one: Nixon still wins that derby.) (more…)