In the words of the French philosopher:
GASP! GASP! Je GASP!
Fasten your safety belt. Hide all sharp objects. Get a friend to scrape you off the wall once you’re done!
From the New York Daily News:
STEAMED ABOUT RICE!
Russian pol unleashes rant
Russian pol Vladimir Zhirinovsky says
what Condi needs is a man.Condoleezza Rice might want to see if there’s room in one of those “black site” terror-suspect prisons for Russian politician Vladimir Zhirinovsky. The wacko leader of Russia’s Liberal and Democratic Party has surpassed his earlier screeds with a misogynist attack on our secretary of state.
Speaking with Pravda this week, Zhirinovsky chastised Rice for calling on Russia to “act responsibly” in supplying natural gas to Ukraine. The fascistic pol attributed that “coarse anti-Russian statement” to Rice being “a single woman who has no children.”
“If she has no man by her side at her age, he will never appear,” Zhirinovsky ranted on. “Condoleezza Rice needs a company of soldiers. She needs to be taken to barracks where she would be satisfied.
“Condoleezza Rice is a very cruel, offended woman who lacks men’s attention,” he added. “Such women are very rough. … They can be happy only when they are talked and written about everywhere: ‘Oh, Condoleezza, what a remarkable woman, what a charming Afro-American lady! How well she can play the piano and speak Russian!’
“Complex-prone women are especially dangerous. They are like malicious mothers-in-law, women that evoke hatred and irritation with everyone. Everybody tries to part with such women as soon as possible. A mother-in-law is better than a single and childless political persona, though.”
A State Department spokesman told us Rice would not “dignify the article with a response.”
Zhirinovsky has made no secret of his insanity in the past. Besides praising Hitler and encouraging the use of nuclear weapons, he has advocated Russia’s invasion and “reacquisition” of Alaska. To eradicate bird flu, he’s suggested arming every Russian and ordering them to shoot everything with feathers. Perhaps we could fit him with a Big Bird costume.
Well, looks like we’ll be shock-and-aweing Moscow any minute now.
“If she has no man by her side
Zhirinovsky has made no secret of his insanity in the past. Besides praising Hitler and encouraging the use of nuclear weapons, he has advocated Russia’s invasion and





Im no fan of Condi and her friends on capital hill. As an African -American Im appalled and embarrased evertime i see her on the news regergitating the same talking points as so many other republicans who are anti black anti gay anti feminine anti every body but them. but I am sympathetic to someone who is haveing a major lack of dick in their life especially if someone else calls them out on it. And well lets face it as crazy as that russian is he is right about her needing a man at least for 15 minutes. However it is still her fault she is not getting laid. I mean she is the fucking Secratary of State she has access to all the armed forces. All those abel bodied men in the armed forces. Think about that for a second. Isn’t that like every gay mans fantasy?
That’s stupid, you and that stupid Russian shouldn’t talk that way about her or anyone else. She doesn’t go around saying maybe if you had some pussy you wouldn’t be gay. Let the woman live the life she wants to. It’s her life, NOT YOURS.
Exactly
Ive heard from credible sources, including a student that was at Stanford while she was faculty member there that she’s a lesbian…I can really see it in her myself as a lesbian.
Honestly though, that was incredibly direspectful of him…objectifying Condi that way. I Love Condi, the woman and I admire her strength far more than most of her politics. There are some aspects of her that she does not flaunt because they contradict the Bush philosophy- She’s pro choice, pro affirmative action and doesn’t give a damn who marries who..shes what you’d call a moderate republican. So all her faults aside, I find her an inspiration. Shes kind of sexy too.
It’s not a man she needs— it’s a spine.