Who’s that boy!
That is the question we’ve been deluged with this week after running our Easter special Great Moments in Jesus. You’ll find the object of this mass affection there, in a glow of gold, as the fashion model on the runway. Easily, as in the case of the Easter god he resembles, this beautiful man could give sight to the blind.
He is Anderson Dornelles, known to his understandably obsessive male fans as “Sexy Jesus.” We are no strangers to this obsession. The compassionate looking sexbomb has long been on our radar — if not, alas, our gaydar (who knows?)
Let’s just say he is Brazilian.
And like all Brazilians, shedding his clothes and posing for pictures is as natural to him as walking the nude beach at Corcovado, under the shadow of a colossus Jesus, God of Love, who looks down on his golden children with outstretched arms and is well pleased.
High-end runway model though he be, a habitué of London, Paris and Milan, Anderson (the first name so English) Dornelles ( coupled with the French romance of the last) captures the easy internationalism of Brazil.
And as the comfortable charm of these demi-nude shots demonstrate, our lovely fashion Jesus will never quite get the white sands of Rio out of his sandals.
Ah yes, behold what sun and sea and God hath wrought.
Of course Nightcharm has its own collection of Brazilians in the Maximo Latino section of the Inner Circle. Few are as breathtaking as Anderson Dornelles, but funny thing, when it comes to sex, extreme male beauty is not all that. Enthusiasm counts for so much more. And nothing says enthusiasm like a big ole mocha-choca hardon, hey?
There we go again. Distrubing the cathedral atmosphere of beauty and benevolence that surrounds Anderson Dornelles in perpetual shafts of sunlight.
What do we know of him? Google his name as we will, information is scant:
We do turn up a Yahoo fan group called, tellingly, Sexiest Jesus, where we learn such loving minutia as his trouser measurements (32 waist, 32 inseam), shoe size (a sleek size 10 — somewhat of a disappointment, being more petite than we might have hoped), and the fact that he comes in at the classic dreamboat height of 6′ 1″ — always a a reason to love a man.
But that’s all we learn.
There isn’t much else written about Anderson Dornelles on the site — or the web. And even the fan group has gone dark of late, ever since Yahoo stopped storing photos on their servers.
We can’t blame the flock for disbanding. Photos of the Sexiest Jesus are surely the bread and wine of his mystery cult. (Forgive us, the left side of our brain is still writing our Great Moments in Jesus piece.)
All we can do is make up fantasies, and this is a guy to inspire … extravagant daydreams. How about we tell you our dream and you tell us yours?
For a visual aid, let us study the runway shot at left. What is that? A codpiece? Made of bamboo?
We see a sturdy, articulated torso rising out of a teeny tiny little thingy of a thong.
We see no distinct tan line, mark of the nude sunbather.
We see slicked backed hair, suggestive either of a recent baptism in the river Jordan or the work of happy fingers at — we all loved Project Runway, right? — Tresemme Hair Salon, that queerest of all possible salon names (pronounced Tres-say-may).
And verily, verily, we see God.
No tan line indicative of tan-in-a-tube or -tissue.
32″ inseam and 6′1″? Sorry to burst your bubble but he’s probably a bit shorter. Fashion is all lies, Photoshop, and duct tape.
But other than that he’s still hot.
No, no, NO! Don’t you disrespect my Jesus, Morton!
Photoshop, indeed! The next thing you’ll tell us is that our glorious war in Iraq is all smoke and mirrors.
Repent, sinner! Repent!
ANDERSON DORNELLES IS SIMPLY A GOD!!! I’VE NEVER SEEN A MORE BEAUTIFUL MAN…AND THAT IS EVERY ASPECT, FROM THE PHYSICAL BODY, TO THE SOMEWHAT HAIRINESS(MASCULINE) TO THE INCREDIBLE EYES AND COCK,OF COURSE. THE SUBTLE SMILE IS UNIQUE TO HIM. MAN…WHAT A FUTURE HE HAS AHEAD OF HIM. A VERY VERY BEAUTIFUL MAN AND HUMAN PERSON. RICHARD W SCHROEDER
Where did you see his cock? Do tell.
This was great.
Now do Josh Wald.
i want to see his cock!!! tell me were i can!
Blindingly beautiful is right.
Oh. Geez (or is that Jesus?). Gorgeous.
By the way, I’ve seen and photographed plenty of guys with no tan lines who got them the natural way: naked out in the sun. I’m giving Dornelles the benefit of the doubt and going with him being a nude sunbather - it fits my fantasy better. Right now I’m imagining myself in Sitges this summer and finding him naked on a beach somewhere.
I’m also a photographer.
He is very hot.
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What a jawline!
A shame about the eyes though, definitely fake (I love piercingly blue eyes
I specialise in nude photography.
Oh! Damn, that’s nice. Sigh, what a shame he’s not in the flesh… (at least not in my room)
And yeah, the blue eyes were a bit too blue, he should be in the Guinness if it were really his eyes. “The world’s blue-est eyes!”
You guys don’t want the blue eyes, I will take them, and I wouldn’t care if he was blind!…….
Or even bottle tanned…
I would even build him a bamboo hut with a bamboo cabinet for his bamboo undies…..yea…I’do’em.
hey u guys are all so sexy… maybe some day we can meet and have sex bcz i would really enough sucking on those cocks… oh ya
love ya all…xoxoxoxox
I wish I could have my first bisexual encounter with him,
he’s hot!
he is very very hot…… where i see his cock please tell me…
OMG e iz sooooooo fine
i want im now and ea
plz get a pic of his cock
Makes me wanna get down on my knees and pray…HARD…and…DEEP. Looking up at those eyes and thinking, “Bless me for I am sinning…”.
Them is some GORGEOUS eyes!!!!
all we need is cock and those pictures r purfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry boys, I dont think hes gay. Pouch doesnt seem that big anyway. Some photos onother sites show his under arm and sides not coloured so he sunbathes - but not all over! Abs not fully balanced. Doesnt look good in clothes.
Nothing special in northen europe he would look like an average bloke around hes age of course
What age is he. some publications have him at 22 others 29. Would love to meet him and his Harley Davidson. Problem is he also lives in sau paulo, population circa 21 million, Very difficult to get information on him. the model agencies all close down when you ask info on him.
anything you guys can get just let me know.
An admirer