Kirk Cameron, twink-cutie from Growing Pains, now an evangelical Christian starring in low-budget Christian movies about — what else? — the fiery destruction of the world.
As crazy evangelicals go, Kirk is pretty accommodating. How accommodating? Watch him squirm with delight as the good Reverend Quacktard instructs him on how God made bananas — really big ones
A fascinating show-and-tell that all Nightcharmers will profit by:
MEMO TO GOD:
We love your bananas, but prefer the ones that, you know, squirt.
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Now you’ve made me piss my panties! Bad Kirk!
Too bad stuff like mangoes, pineapples, pumpkins, coconuts (the list goes on and on), just aren’t quite as available in those handy-dandy packages. Maybe God only wants us to eat bananas. Quick! To the Vatican! This needs to be studied. Does it seem that even Kirk thinks this guy has gone around the bend (and not in a good way)?
(I know something that’s even better than bananas, for just about all the reasons Mr. Preacher touted…
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And God Made Bananas
I just love how stupidly Kirk nods along, like he’s totally into the rationale. “I want to fuck Kirk Cameron up the butt. I’m not normally a top, I just feel like he needs it.” – The Boyfriend (Via Nightcharm)…
eating a cock—0g
eating a banana—30g
putting your hand up Kirk Camerons anus and making his lips say “full of Grace”—priceless
Jesus, what a crap. Is this a serious attempt to prove that God axsists? ‘Cause that’d certainly degrade my alreaddy low opinion on evangelicals (and the rest of ‘em)…
…crap. Anyway, I love bananas (especially the ones that squirt); hope they’re waiting in heaven aswell.
But what if I want it to squirt in my face?
A beautiful piece of logic. And this is why God made our arms just the right length so could always jerk-off and stick a thumb in our ass at the same time.
Yep, this is the sort of BS that passes for “logic” among evangelicals. Pretty damn good argument for atheism in my book!
I think Kirk was snickering and squirming so much because his mind was exactly where all of ours were as we watched the video. He was thinking about COCK the whole time! And loving it. Oh Kirk, it must be sad to be so fucked up by religion that you can’t admit what you are. Sigh. Ah well. Take care my boy, and say hi to Tom Cruise and John Travolta in there. . .
Cazzo duro ke voglio toccare leccare e masturbare