Nightcharm
April 30, 2006
Australians in Underwear
by Nightcharm

Sun, sand and Anglo Saxons!

Ah, Australia! Dear to the heart of all man-watchers, famous for lifeguards with their butt-cleavage on public display in folded-down red Speedos. A beauty not lost on one Underwear company from Down Under, Holeproof Underdaks.

The gimmick of their ad campaign is to always find a reason for a well-made man to undress in public. As the gal says in the following ad, “Nice Luggage:

Now for some reason that ad was rejected. But grab your sunblock 30 because these are the hotter than July ads the company did run.

The first we call Terror at 20,000 Feet (update — no longer available, alas!)

Yup, one day you’re going to get caught with your pants down, and that day may be the wost of all possible times — as in this second Underdaks ad, featuring a lovely upclose-and-personal between a groom and his best man. We call it:

The Day the Bride Caught Fire.

Heck, those Holeproof Aussies have it all over that recent Hanes ad of ours that everybody was getting so excited about, the one where the hot guys were playing b-ball in their boxers.

Mercifully, we still have the internet. Here our American boys go spectacularly uncensored. And who upholds the honor of the Republic?

May we present the wet underwear stylings of Kenny: (update — oh drat! Also no longer available!)

Whoever invented the webcam, we thank you!

©2006 Nightcharm

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14 Responses to 'Australians in Underwear'
  1. Tony Groovy remarks:

    Kenny looks to be as dumb as concrete, but he sure has a lovely bod.


    April 30th, 2006 at 10:29 am
  2. Chris remarks:

    The guy in the first clip (the one in an airport security line) is damned good-looking.


    April 30th, 2006 at 10:38 am
  3. Rolf remarks:

    I can’t believe the one with the groom could ever be shown on network tv.


    April 30th, 2006 at 11:26 am
  4. lewis the cock lover remarks:

    Kenny is a perfect piece of pain.


    April 30th, 2006 at 12:07 pm
  5. Neil remarks:

    Thank you once again nightcharm. The Australian accent is turn on enough for me. The added features a fun and amusing treat. Kenny, he knows what he’s got and he owns up to it. Good on him! Aussi bums swimsuits now Aussi underdaks, we know now what they are focused on. I am off to order online.


    April 30th, 2006 at 2:03 pm
  6. Jack Sharney remarks:

    I think that all of the ads are great. I love the models. The first one especially at the airport security check. Loved it.


    April 30th, 2006 at 2:26 pm
  7. 76guy remarks:

    Simply hilarious! Though I din really quite get the Kenny one. Love the creative ads. The groom had me in stitches!


    April 30th, 2006 at 4:59 pm
  8. Derreck remarks:

    Haha! What a show!


    May 3rd, 2006 at 5:12 am
  9. Brendan remarks:

    Tony Groovy, I am not sure how you can make judgements about Kenny’s intelligence based on that video. I guess some people just need to believe in some cosmic principle of fairness that would preclude someone possessing both looks and intellect. Such is not the case, however.


    May 4th, 2006 at 10:40 am
  10. Kenny remarks:

    Ah, but nobody said life was fair, Christina. (Thanks Brendan)


    May 4th, 2006 at 2:15 pm
  11. Jake remarks:

    The videos were really sexy the one at the air port i wanted to have sex with that guy right NOW!


    May 19th, 2006 at 11:17 am
  12. m3rc remarks:

    Where can I see the commercial of ‘the wet underwear stylings of Kenny?’ Everywhere I try to find it on the internet, will not allow it to play.


    June 13th, 2006 at 5:20 am
  13. peter preston remarks:

    brilliant…….wish our guys looked like yours


    June 27th, 2006 at 4:29 pm
  14. Anonymous remarks:

    too bad I got here after two of the videos were down, but those others were hilarious. Why can’t american commercials have a better sense of humor?


    March 22nd, 2007 at 11:16 am

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