I Just Want to Fucking Dance!
By Nightcharm / Thursday, May 11th, 2006
Ah, to be a pole dancer in a strip club! (like Elizabeth Berkley in the fabled pussy extravaganza Showgirls, at right)
That is the simple wish of so many of us! — including a chubby young lady who comes on stage in Jerry Springer — The Opera and tells Jerry that all she ever wanted to be was a whorey stripper swirling around a pole in a glitter G-string.
“I don’t give a fuck no more,” she tells the onstage Springer audience, who are trying to shout her down with chants of “Loser! Loser!” “I’m tired of laughing and I’m tired of crying. I’m tired of feeling and I’m tired of always trying. I want to do some living because I’ve done enough of dying. I just want to dance, I just want to …fucking dance!”
The longing that Alison Jiear expresses in the song is quite touching and one of the opera’s suite of showstoppers (which also includes “Chick with a Dick” and a wife-stealing tranny shaking her stuff in wifey’s face as she brings down the house with “Talk to the Hand, Bitch.”)
Jerry Springer — The Opera comes from — where else, other than Japan, would they get this loopy over American junk TV? — England, home of Masterpiece Theater! The opus is set to land on our Puritan shores any minute now, but if you can’t wait and don’t want to shell out the big bucks for an import CD, staring David Soul (from Starsky and Hutch, yet!) as a very convincing Jerry, then…
Catch the fabuloso video below, where Alison Jiear sings a rousing disco version of her showstopper, intercut with dance clips from a slew of screamy musicals.
Okay, pop quiz. How many of the musicals can you name? And The Sound of Music doesn’t count. (Oh yeah, you may also just want to check out Robbie for extra credit.)
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blugiraff
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bman
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http://spaces.msn.com/diederickabecker/ Derreck
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Jack Rance
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Tony Fortunato
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http://spaces.msn.com/diederickabecker/ Derreck
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Michael
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krispy
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John
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Stella
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Billy
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Barry Burd
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Ace Baker
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Mike
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BimmToo
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Marcus
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Amir
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Barry
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Mr. Szczerb
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