Ah, to be a pole dancer in a strip club! (like Elizabeth Berkley in the fabled pussy extravaganza Showgirls, at right)
That is the simple wish of so many of us! — including a chubby young lady who comes on stage in Jerry Springer — The Opera and tells Jerry that all she ever wanted to be was a whorey stripper swirling around a pole in a glitter G-string.
“I don’t give a fuck no more,” she tells the onstage Springer audience, who are trying to shout her down with chants of “Loser! Loser!” “I’m tired of laughing and I’m tired of crying. I’m tired of feeling and I’m tired of always trying. I want to do some living because I’ve done enough of dying. I just want to dance, I just want to …fucking dance!”
The longing that Alison Jiear expresses in the song is quite touching and one of the opera’s suite of showstoppers (which also includes “Chick with a Dick” and a wife-stealing tranny shaking her stuff in wifey’s face as she brings down the house with “Talk to the Hand, Bitch.”)
Jerry Springer — The Opera comes from — where else, other than Japan, would they get this loopy over American junk TV? — England, home of Masterpiece Theater! The opus is set to land on our Puritan shores any minute now, but if you can’t wait and don’t want to shell out the big bucks for an import CD, staring David Soul (from Starsky and Hutch, yet!) as a very convincing Jerry, then…
Catch the fabuloso video below, where Alison Jiear sings a rousing disco version of her showstopper, intercut with dance clips from a slew of screamy musicals.
Okay, pop quiz. How many of the musicals can you name? And The Sound of Music doesn’t count. (Oh yeah, you may also just want to check out Robbie for extra credit.)
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Splendid for those of us who are like that. That was grand
Well what mad queen put that together. And yes where can you get it?
Heh, great. I must say I recognized less than half of it, but I really didn’t count them, was too buissy watching the thing.
WOW-that has made my day. Gotta remember to just flat out shake it every once in a while
I’m still laughing…what a trip! Thanks.
Hahah! I just can’t get enough of that clip
This is the sixth time I’ve seen it! Haha!
It’s wonderful!!! First saw the video last week in a gay bar in a holiday resort in Gran Canaria. The whole place was jumping! Must have it!
hey where can i get a high quality of that(i just wanna fucking dance) video? thanks.
Great Video!!!!! I really enjoyed the whole thing. I have saved it to watch again. How can I download it to my hard drive?
Thanks for the effort you put into it.
Absolutely INCREDIBLE… where can i get a copy of that mix?
I have a big dick you can dance on all you want.
What I fantastic song. Just bought a video recorder to tape it of the ney. Is there another way I can have a copy of the song and film clip.
Ive Got a copy on dvd if anyones interested. my friend actually made it and gave it to me for my birthday. Ace. its brilliant isn’t it x
Hey Ace… I would love a copy .. tell me how
PLEASE let me know how to get a copy…
F*CKING FANTASTIC
yeah please tell me how to get a proper copy of the video I just wanna fucking dance also its great!!!
So how many are there?
From the centre stage bar the Yumbo Centre, I just wanna fucking dance, get your tambourines out!!!
I screwed up big time. The version of this song I was referencing is here: (link)
I made the mistake of not checking the one linked on this site first.