His name is Kelly, but everybody calls him Red.
Yup, he’s Scots-Irish right down to his pubes. And he’s happy to prove it — as you will see, after the jump. But whoa, we’re getting ahead of ourselves.
Right now he’s sitting before us in his Dockers, shooting the breeze in his soft, Allegheny drawl, as cocky as a rooster. Yes, ol’ Red may be on a chemistry scholarship at a certain Southern university, better know for its lacrosse players, but he was raised deep in the “hollers” of the Blue Ridge Mountains.
He’s kind of proud of that fact, and he shows us a lecture he downloaded, written by one of Nightcharm’s (and — go figure — the President’s!) favorite authors, Tom Wolfe.
“Man,” says Red, “this guy has my whole family pegged!” And he starts reading. His voice has a gentle lilt that makes everything he says kind of sweet:
“Good ol’ boys are rural Southerners and Midwesterners seldom educated beyond high school or community college, sometimes owners of small farms but more likely working for wages in factories, warehouses, and service companies.
“They are mainly but by no means exclusively Scots-Irish Protestants! ” Red beams with pride at this. “And are Born Fighting. They have been the backbone of American combat forces ever since the Revolution, including, as it turns out, both armies during the Civil War.
“They love hunting, they love their guns, and they believe, probably correctly, that the only way to train a boy to kill in battle someday is to take him hunting to learn to kill animals, starting with rabbits and squirrels and graduating to beasts as big or bigger than a man, such as the deer and the bear.
“Good ol’ boys look down on social pretension of any sort. They place a premium on common sense and are skeptical of people with theories they don’t put to the test themselves.”
At this point, we have to stop him, and ask him if he wouldn’t be more comfortable reading to us with his pants off? We mean, wouldn’t common sense dictate that? Because like dude, we have eyes (not to mention a plan), and dude, dude, you’re getting way excited down there, what with all this talk of shooting wittle wabbits.
Red sees our point.
Enjoy more of Red in our Inner Circle. Of course, the Inner Circle doesn’t know him as well as you and I do, so they call him Kelly. But a rosy bush by any other name … Kelly awaits you in the Fratmen section of the Video Launch Pad.
(MEMBERS / non-MEMBERS)
Kelly gives the phrase… “A stick of BIG RED” a whole new meaning. I’ll take a piece and chew on it! Monty
Wow! Redheads aren’t normally my thing but hot damn! That python is astonishing!
Well redheads ARE my thing and although Kelly is not really my type the colour is fantastic and wouldn’t be adverse to exploring his body hair, etc.
Have searched far and wide but never find a site with redheads to no avail. When anything comes up it is female porno, not for me. There was a great site once 0_holdsbarred with every category imaginable of men, including red hair. they had some problems which I did not quite understand and now it just advertises porn. a pity. I have friends who know of my passion for redheads and they send me pics whenever they find something. Well no replacement for the real thing.
The friends I have with red hair are all hetero. Sometimes I think the red hair is a predominantly hetero gene??? Redheads seem to be super sensitive though. Tried to do a research project on the subject. The few I have found in some gay websites don’t respond to questions re: red hair. Many redheads don’t admit to it if they can get away with blonde or light brown etc. I know some of the prejudices and generalizations which I find dumb. A pity. I have seen at least a half dozen variations of red, maybe more and think from the aesthetic point of view it is one of nature’s wonders. Especially when a man has a ruddy complexion with it. Red eyelashes drive me crazy. Thanks for a real eye catcher.
Gingerkids! Apage!
look at that enormous snake… damn i want to choke on that thing!
i wish i could touch and feel that big thing!!!
RE: Legend
How true. Reds are out, and O holds barred isnt there to support l’amour de la rouge any longer. I know reds who dye every hair on their bodies including eyelashes to disguise their unfashionable colouration. As a Scot, I have a bit of red in me, and have many friends of the “Ginger Nation”. please will someone reverse this hideous and bitter prejudice?
brodie
I had never actually seen a scot-irish dick! It’s not bad at all!
OMG, damn you are one hot thing. i would suck or fuck that any day
redhead cock rules boys–fat, juicy, and always horned up for droppin a load. Nice tool bud.
redheads are so hot! i would love to have that guy up there!!!
Man i wish all redheads were that easy to get naked!especially the one in my class!!!
i have this really hot redheads in my class but i think he’s straight, does anyone know how i should find out? and kelly your so fuckin hot!!!
Anthony, start sitting next to your object of desire and chat him up. Introduce yourself. Keep at it and you’ll get somewhere.
i love your big dick. pls come to my mouth ohhh
thanks for the advice mike ill tell u how it works out!
me and the other guy have been going to the same school for about three years and are in different cliks. his friends dont like me and its hard to hang out with him…any other ideas?
Cliches suck that other dude is clueless wut grade r u in neway u need to write him a note to him asking him wut kinda girls he likes that is the best way to find out wut sex he likes
Hummmm…I`m all wet!!!!
I gonna suck that cock…and kiss,and fucked all night…
WOW all my dreams cum true
I wish more redhead guys showed off their gorgeous red pubes!