I am a ravenous cocksucker.
He’s standing in front of me. Naked. I’m on my knees. Also naked. I’m the drain and he’s the plunger, and our purpose together is pre-ordained.
The stubble on my chin mingles with the stubble on his scrotum; I open my eyes for a moment and all I see are slim hips. I’m moaning (more of a crazed hum, come to think of it). He’s thrusting.
Lovingly, I tug and tickle and — Shazam! I’m bestowed with a bountiful expression of his joy — it’s both delicious and unpleasant, but its unpleasantness makes it even more delicious. We giggle as we kiss stickily. Moments later we’ve switched places and now I’m thrusting while he’s humming crazily…
I know that my lover and I do not dance this nasty tango alone. Porn is chock-a-block with cocksuckers. Girls suck cock. Boys suck cock. Almost everybody sucks cock — even Catholic priests.
So what is it about this strange, primal act that compels one to ogle a man’s wagging member and think Ooooh, I’d love to have that baby halfway down my throat…
Perhaps it’s because we climb from the womb knowing only how to do two things: breathe and suck. Remember, it’s only moments after getting our naked asses slapped that we close our lips around another’s flesh and then draw that flesh into our mouths.
Our survival depends upon it.
And then, a year or so later we are presented with long, stiff, tubular items to wrap our tiny hands around and hold up to our mouths. These are called Baby Bottles, and they are fitted with long, erect devices on the ends (which cleverly mimic human skin). We suck hungrily -– ravenously — on these and our mouths are rewarded with warm, white liquid.
Sound familiar?
And so I have one word for you: Pacifier.
Ever seen a kid drop his pacifier on the ground? We all know the wail that ensues; you can watch those in the vicinity plug their ears even before the screaming starts. And sometimes, if you pay attention, you’ll get to see the panicked parent snatch the gadget off the gum-pocked linoleum and stick it back in their kid’s mouth, without even washing it off. Would they do this with any other saliva-covered chunk of plastic? Not even if you put a gun to their head, they wouldn’t.
Oh, and here’s another word: Thumb.
Under great protest I gave-up sucking my thumb at the age of 5, but my mouth has never forgotten how pleasurable a stiff body part covered in supple, salty flesh feels inserted into it. Ever known someone who was trying to get her kid to stop sucking his thumb? It’s nearly impossible, in case you weren’t aware; the split-second the policing parent’s back is turned, that kid is savoring his hand’s filthy chubby. And if you don’t believe me, the next time you’re in a RiteAid you should peruse the variety of evil-tasting (and over-priced) ointments that have been alchemized to break this happy habit.
Thumb-sucking, I propose, is training-wheels for oral sex.
So fast-forward to me, in my horny closing teens, with my best friend and my sheepdog Danny, hiking in the hills. It was an afternoon out of Lassie until he sped ahead of me and disappeared around a corner. When I finally caught up with him he had his pants around his ankles and his pulsating prick in his palm. Driven by a force as old as those hills, I dropped to my knees and his rigid dick pushed past my lips. I don’t remember if, at that moment, I hummed — but I’m pretty sure he did.
I’ve been hooked on cock ever since.
Recently, my lover and I went to the Metropolitan Museum of Art in Manhattan. We had barely stepped inside when I spied some naked stone musculature from some 300 centuries prior to ours, so of course I sprinted across the terrazzo to ogle it.
And there, amidst the magnificently rippled Hellenic and Roman torsos, I spied some terra-cotta vessels adorned with brazen images of (to paraphrase one of the best gay-themed movies ever made — Maurice) “…that unspeakable vice of the Greeks”: male-male love.
Urn after urn had been decorated with smiling men sporting hard dicks and dangling balls and swollen pecs and chiseled abs and heroic profiles and bubble-butts. Yes, my friends, all the things we love today. One such urn even featured a strapping, naked (and fully erect) athlete being ridden from behind, and a 3,000 year-old turgid dong aimed straight at his gaping mouth. And right there, a voice in my head said my, but we’ve been doing what comes naturally for ages.
Evangelicals, in their insufferable hillbilly screeching, inform us that our love is ‘against the will of God.’ And they also proclaim — as if they are anything approaching experts — that what we do is ‘against the ‘Laws of Nature.’ Well then why did God make the cock so gloriously well-suited for insertion into both the mouth and the anus — as well-suited, I dare say, as it is for banging the Ever Holy Vagina?
I might think that those red-faced hucksters were on to something if — instead of tender, slippery-slidey mucosa — He had lined our mouths and assholes with cheek-stubble. Or fingernails. Or toenails. Or had made our dicks as teeny as the hummingbird’s, or thick as a linebacker’s neck.
But He didn’t. Thank God.
Pass me that urn: I’m horny and need some porn.
I loved this article and hurray for his being with his partner for all those years. And if that is indeed his picture, he sure is handsome. Hope he contributes a lot more to the site.
LOL!
Very nice post indeed. I believe homosexuality is a sin, ut it’s most llikely one of the least sinful sins in the world. The Bible says a lot of crap, but overall, anything that is not of God, is sin. So we are all sinners, one big fucking (sucking) family of evil greedy lustful sinners. Homosexuality is only not so much as God had initially designed us humans to be, like no other sin we do not harm society, we keep the birthrates down so that’s a good thing. And for all I know gay guys are less violent also; so evangelicals who DO make a problem out of homosexuality, are trying to make themselves look less miserable.
We suck.
Let’s face it, cocksucking is just plain fun!
I studied the Greek civilisation in high school and yes it’s pretty much all gay porn! At symposia (parties) they would all get drunk, the woman would stay at home and the men would have a big gay romp! Some people blame the Greeks for homosexuality being acceptable in society, but I thank them. Also to “come” of age in Greek society you had to have sex with an older man, usually a heroic figure hand me heracles/hercules any day!
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Wow, he sure hit that NAIL on the HEAD. I always feel a little guilty when I am reading an essay that makes me HARD as a ROCK. Very vivid writing. I may even check his book out, too.
I always thought cocksucking was French and buttfucking was Greek.
Boy Nick, you said a mouth full!
Ah, Mike, I think it’s all pretty international these days…
wow…i have to admit i am as addicted to cocksucking as the next guy…wish that next guy was here right now! what a lovely piece of writing. i have to agree that in general sucking a cock is something of a continuance in what we learned from birth. before i tasted a cock for the first time, i could not imagine how delightful it was. if only i had been less scared as a teen, i would have enjoyed so many more years of semen-inducing pleasure.
i think sucking another man’s cock is such a subservient manner and i guess i can only describe myself in that manner…beholden to wherever that cock wants to move itself. oh, let me stop!
coooooooooooooooocks
I am greek and this is right – were nothing but horny sex loveing, wheather it’s a man or woman, animal or all alone we love the pleasureable sensations one can only get from sex – oh and we did all that other stuff too , foundation for the english language and what not.
Nick Nolan you wrote Vice of the Greeks very well. Loved the reference about the “training-wheels of oral-sex.”
Amazing story. I wish I had read your writings long ago. Years of guilt,denile and frustration could have been avoided. I will look for more stories from you.
Thanks
i sucked my next door neighbor’s cock for the first time yesterday. it was sooo wonderful… perfect size, shape, thickness… EVERYTHING!! and after reading this i think i’m going to do it again right now
wow
im really gay and that just made me a littel bit gayer wow i want to get out there and get my self a nice tight ass now
when i was young my friend josh used to have the best times as soon as we were alone down are pants went and his mouth went on to my big hard dick i never sucked him though i guess i liked to get it more than give it and he even used to bend me over and give it to me up the ass and then when he would cumm i would suck it down lol ya i even remember having a sleep over in his back yard in a littel tent and we stayed up all night fucking and sucking tell we just couldent go any more thanks for telling your story so i could tell mine ^_^
You nailed this one.
Yummy cock is good
The Greeks sure had nice pots
I sucked my dads cock the other night becaze my mums away… fuck its so big his uncut cock could hardly fit in my mouth he ended up blowing all over my face a in my mouth finishing it with a nice kiss where he took some of his cum back into his mouth.he then lubed my ass with his amazing tounge and once again with his hard dick made me suck it till he wan about to blow then stuck it in me fucking best night of my life
all ofyou are rankpeople.Your notsuposed to be gay, so you wont get any kids or a wife.The bible says males should have sex with women not men. The bible is not crap. And Anonymous, your the rankest,having sex with a married manlike ur father. i hopeyour regretting wat u have done because its disgusting. turn straight.dont be gay. Imm a girl, so im allowed to look at hotguys coz im straight, you shouldbe looking at hotwomen not guys.Whatyou are doing is rank andihope you never do it again.
a girl. Your a Idiot.
We Dont Choose To Be Gay We Just Are
Dear, dear Agirl…
You should consult a dick-tionary before writing.
Also, the Bible is indeed not crap, but you should see it for what it is.
It is a book for an unschooled population.
They were given fables to help them understand complex concepts and abstract ideas.
It is also a political work of factual-fiction…to boost the nationalism of a tribal society.
It may be true that God gave the inspiation to the authors, but they were men,(the women were mostly cut out by the Church)not angels.
They had their own adgenda.
We all do.