We were dizzy with excitement when we heard that Raging Stallion would be supplying us with a scene from Arabesque for the Video Launch Pad in the Inner Circle. It would be so good to see Sophia Loren again — though what she was doing in a cock and A-hole epic, we could only wonder.
Still we let our imagination run away with us. How great to bask once more in the weird Italian beauty of the superstar Sophia during her 60’s heyday: The wide mouth, Persian eyes, wall-to-wall cheekbones — and permanent “Take me from behind, you pig” expression.
But, alas, it wasn’t the Sophia Loren-Gregory Peck Arabesque that we had on tap, but a Raging Stallion remake with superstars Huessein and Colin West (that’s the betatted Colin getting reamed above). They would be standing in and — we hoped — reprising the original roles.
But then how could they? So much of the first Arabesque was about Sophia Loren looking fabulous and leggy as she ran around London in Dior minicoats and thigh-high boots. She was the Arab — character name: “Yasmin Azir” — in Arabesque.
Certainly that role could not fall to the manly Huessein, who was described in Raging Stallion’s press release as “a genuine hairy Middle Eastern stud, who fucks like something in heat! This is Huessein’s first-ever porn scene, but he comes across as one of the most dynamic pros in the business!”
And then there was another problem: From everything we know about Raging Stallion Studios, they don’t splurge on wardrobe. How many ways, after all, can you accessorize a cockring? (Attention Tim Gunn. This is obviously the next challenge for Project Runway.) After spikes and studs, what more can you glop on a leather armband? Diamonds may be a girl’s best friend, but they just wreck everybody’s head when they start sparkling from a sling.
The coup de grâce came when we read Raging Stallion’s plot summary –
In the most ambitious film we have ever produced, with elaborate backgrounds set in a Persian rug factory, Huessein takes particular interest in Colin West’s incredible manhole, passionately rimming it then fucking it mercilessly. Sarib next bottoms for Huessein, who turns in one amazing fuck! Huessein, can’t seem to eat or fuck enough man hole. He moves on to J.C. and fucks him a new asshole. Several times, Huessein stops mid-fuck to munch his bottom’s hole, then goes back in for more ass packing.
— Clearly, major liberties had been taken with the Stanley Donen script.
We will leave it to the film scholars among you to decide which version most satisfies the Muse. Now, on the Video Launch Pad, in the Raging Stallion section of the Inner Circle.
(MEMBERS / non-MEMBERS)
poor Thom Yorke
Hey, tish, I’m coming after you. I WON’T BE MOCKED!
And what the f**k does this character Thom Yorke have to do with the Arabesque piece? Is he remaking a Sophia Loren movie too?????????
I honestly haven’t the slightest idea of what you’re talking about…
lol
The bottom fellow — Thom w/ tat’s, no?
What about the shoe scene? Sophia Loren is being grilled by her oh so chic terrorist boyfriend about her whereabouts (she was with Peck. And all the while she’s slipping on the most fabulous shoes. It’s practically porn already. Well, gay porn.
I WANT ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS TO THINK DEEPLY ABOUT THE WHOLE DOMINANCE THANG. ARE YOU REALLY WILLING TO BE THE WHORE’S OF HITLER OR DO YOU WANT TO PRETEND YOU’RE ANOTHER SEX ALTOGETHER? YOU EXPECT TOTAL ACCEPTANCE BUT YOU DON’T DO THE SAME TO OTHERS. I THINK NIGHTCHARM IS BRILLIANT BUT I ALSO SEE THE MYOPIC SENSIBILITIES OF FACSISM AT WORK.
GEORGE BUSH IS A FAG.
THINK ABOUT IT. PLEASE. DON’T HURT YOUR OWN.
Dolores, you must be reading my mail. I have long been the whore of Hitler. I know, I know. Adolph can be a crumb and he never tips anywhere near 15%. And the drindle skits he makes Eva wear are kinda jokey and cruel. But really, if you could see him with his dog, he’s kinda sweet. Fascists need love too. So let’s not judge, let’s have a little love in our hearts and, as you say, not hurt our own.
I’m surprised about George Bush, though. Majorly surprised. Didn’t see that coming. Does Laura — does Barbara! — know, and will he make the First Lady wear things that are jokey and cruel too? I bet though if you could just see him with Barney or Miss Beazly, all would be forgiven.
LOVE TO ALL WHO WISH IT. LOVE TO EVERYONE ELSE TOO.
“I’m a TOTAL top”
Really, tish? And I’m a total wop.
hello Huessein i love you i love you a voglia di fare l’amore con te huessein si beautiful huessein i love youuuuuuuu
do me hue