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1 in 10 Straight Men Have Sex With Men Regularly

by John Calendo

Bruce Weber, On Leave in Waikiki Actually, one in ten straight men have sex with men ONLY! That is one of the jaw-dropping conclusions of a survey of 4200 men, detailed exhaustively in the Annals of Internal Medicine this month.

We provide a little visual aid at right, courtesy of a Bruce Weber wall poster, On Leave in Waikiki, in case it slipped your mind exactly what makes straight men so fabulicious.

All the men in the sex survey lived in the five boroughs of New York City — in other words, a wide cross section of social classes from blue-collar to executives with advanced degrees — were contacted by telephone, and, when necessary, were interviewed in Spanish, Chinese, Russian, Greek, Korean, Yiddish, Polish, and Haitian Creole.

The purpose of the survey, initially, was to determine how to reach under-served — and perhaps hidden and neglected — populations who might have a higher risk of contracting HIV. The findings, however, were more akin to the Kinsey Report:

Model Chris EvansResults: Of New York City men reporting a sexual identity, 12% reported sex with other men. Men who had sex with men exclusively but self-identified as heterosexual were more likely than their gay-identified counterparts to belong to minority racial or ethnic groups, be foreign-born, have lower education and income levels, and be married. [70% were married -- Ed.] These men were more likely … to report having only 1 sexual partner in the previous year. However, they were less likely to have been tested for HIV infection during that time … and less likely to have used condoms during their last sexual encounter.

Conclusions: Many New York City men who have sex with men do not identify as gay. Medical providers cannot rely on patients’ self-reported identities to appropriately assess risk for HIV infection and sexually transmitted diseases; they must inquire about behavior. Public health prevention messages should target risky sexual activities rather than a person’s sexual identity.

But let’s get back to that first mind-boggling, counter-intuitive assertion: One in ten men who identify themselves as “straight” have sex that is exclusively not straight.

We live in an Orwellian paradise, as our faithful readers know. The amber waves of grain! The purple mountains’ majesty! Even something as ultimately beside the point as sexuality is politicized. Alas, it is a fragile heterosexual utopia, this alabaster nation, where, we must ruefully observe — as Garrison Keller does each Sunday on the Prairie Home Companion — “all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all children are above average.

Sex roles are not as hard and fast as they used to be. At any moment our noble American resolve can be wrecked by a plague of gay marriages seeping down from Canada. (Already the Commonwealth of Massachusetts has fallen!) In this, the best of all republics, the term “straight” has become as arbitrary and conveniently subjective as, say, “freedom” when used by our current Embarrassment in Chief.

Pop Quiz for Americans: Citizen, is it “freedom” to bomb a people into the Age of Enlightenment when what they want is the Dark Ages of tribal theocracy? Is it freedom to point a rifle at people and say, in that beautifully compassionate yet conservative way of ours, you’re free to choose — as long as you choose us? And, finally, is it freedom when men feel compeled to declare themselves straight even though they actually prefer to blow, get blown, fuck, and get fucked by another … well, guy?

The riddle of the Sphinx, as well as questions about the religion of popes and the woodland habits of bears, will follow for bonus points.

 

Alice greeting Humpty Dumpty“There’s glory for you!”
“I don’t know what you mean by ‘glory,’ ” Alice said.
Humpty Dumpty smiled contemptuously. “Of course you don’t — till I tell you. I meant ‘there’s a nice knock-down argument for you!’ ”
“But ‘glory’ doesn’t mean ‘a nice knock-down argument,’ ” Alice objected.
“When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.”
“The question is, ” said Alice, “whether you can make words mean so many different things.”
“The question is,” said Humpty Dumpty. “which is to be master — that’s all.”

 

Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass


 

How straight is straight?
For more on the fluidity of heterosexual men :

Why are So Many Straight Guys in Gay Porn?
Are Bisexuals Really Closet Cases After All?
Nobody is Straight, says Gore Vidal. Or Gay Either.
The Fort Bragg Scandal: Conduct Most Becoming
Sailors

©2006 Nightcharm

  • Ashamed

    I understand that theres somthing phycological about the way many homosexuals see themselfs, but if you only want to have sex with the same sex your gay.

  • http://nightcharm.com Robert

    I’ve heard about these guys & there was an episode on “Law & Order”. They’re totally in denial (hate the word) but it’s appropriate! How about Nightcharm’s take on Jim McGreevy?

  • http://www.nightcharm.com Nightcharm

    Robert, see our piece on Jim McGreevy here.

  • Daniel

    Beautifully written piece. The Pop Quiz is inspired. Thank you.

  • I got tissues

    “Today isn’t any uther day you know — It’s Jam tomorrow. Jam Yesterday. But Never Jam Today.”

  • http://nightcharm j

    straight guys should fuck each other all the time it’s fun