Remy: Blue Skies Over Dreamland

He sleeps the dreamless sleep of the innocent.

But everybody dreams, we exclaimed.

It was our second go-round with Remy Delaine, an Inner Circle favorite and star this week of a new video on the Video Launch Pad.

When we first met this French hunkeroonie, he had proved a charming foil for our many questions and totally inappropriate innuendos. Now he was letting his guard down — for starters — and giving us a peek into private realms.

Non, he repeated flatly. He rarely dreamt.

But you must.

“I once met a man,” he began — a charming way to begin any tale. “He was a doctor of …” His deep, accented voice faltered for a moment as he tried to recall. “Something,” he said finally, pronouncing it somesing. “And he told me dreams are what you want to do. Your fantasme — fantasy, oui? But I do my fantasme everyday in the porn. So maybe there’s not so much left for the dream.”

We gave him a fatherly pat on the knee. You just don’t remember your dreams, we chuckled in our kindly old Dr. Freud way. You probably have a whole Fellini bacchanalia screening in that buzzed head of yours. You just have to learn to remember the dreams in the morning.

“How? Teach.”

There are no words that so zing the strings of our heart as a young porn star asking us to teach them something. We told him he need only say I will remember my dream aloud to himself before he went to bed and that would be instruction enough for his unconscious.

Did he want to try now? He did. We told him to stretch out on the couch -- yes, you probably should loosen that belt -- and we would try very hard to help him relax, as long as he would try very hard to work with us. Things, as it turned out, got much harder than we, in our maidenly guilelessness, had anticipated, and, alas, no sleeping was done that day. Remy promised he would keep trying.

Our work here was done.

Catch Remy in action on the Video Launch Pad in the Inner Circle. He's featured in the gentle cinematic poem AssQuest 1, from Raging Stallion.

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