Some things we know about the star system in the Fabulous World of Porn:

1. Porn doesn’t know about supporting casts. Everyone is a PornStar. It’s a calibration thing. The real stars — the Colton Fords and Jeff Strykers — are signified by the term Porn SuperStar. And the real superstars — and for this we have to switch into straight porn and say words we’d never thought we’d use on this site: the Seka’s and the Jenna Jameson’s — are just too exulted for words.

2. The Soloist is the Shooting Star on Porn’s star map. The fratboy, say, who has come to a hotel room in answer to an ad for “hot athletic guy, not shy in front of camera, $1000 for 1 hour” is a one-time wonder. Brilliant and beheld at the peak of his arc, in all his early-20’s excellence, the Soloist is a lovely specialty performance, that comes once and then never again flashes across the dark of our imagination.

3.There is an infinity of stars but only one star-making moment. Anthony Hopkins may have won an Oscar for the vicious little spin he put on the words “fava beans,” Kevin Spacey for his wry deadpan, and Jack Nicholson for … well, for just being Jack. But there is one and only one Oscar-winning shot in a porn film. Which brings us to our new Video Launch Pad Offering in the Inner Circle.

The boys at Fratmen give us the third in a series of money-shot compilations, featuring all the hotel-room Shooting Stars we have loved in our previous forays down University Row — loved not wisely, alas, but too well!

Oh, these are delightful lads with their spruce little bods and all-American boy beauty, arcing and shooting and moaning a bit. And the message of it all is this:

Everybody is a star!

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