What’s happening in Hungary?
The biggest of the BIG seems to have become the country’s newest national treasure. We’re talking monster cocks, of course. (Aren’t we always?)
But we wonder: Could all these mega-dicks be genetic mutations? Related in some way to the Chernobyl disaster in 1986 — the year many of the guys sporting these monumental cudgels were born?
Or — dizzy things that we are — do we have our geography all mixed up?
Who can blame us? Hungarian guys like Tamas Esterhazy (left) make us crazy.
Yes, Tamas is another example of what Hungary is doing best nowadays: Exporting Grade A, prime- cut porn stars to Gay America.
And what are these Studlings on the Make made of? Let’s see:
Shoulders broad enough to park a car on. Lanky but thick ‘n beefy thighs. Muscular torsos so perfect that the poet Rilke, had he lived to write about them, would have renewed his call that we all change our lives all over again. Tattoos that — well, never mind the tats.
And the cocks? Here we go again with the superlatives: Cocks that are long, longer, longest. Primitively uncut, oozing pre-cum — freakishly large..
But we’re beginning to wonder — despite all of this five-star Hungarian perfection — can a cock be too perfect? Too big?
It’s the motion in the ocean, right? Not the size of the mackeral. But again, holy mackeral, these fuckers are big!
Who can forget Tamas Esterhazy’s porn debut? That famous threeway with Brian Hansen and Jason Crew in John Rutherford’s near-masterpiece Big Rig. (It also starred Nightcharm contributor Gus Mattox). Didn’t that film prove that Tamas was more than just a mammoth cock? More than just the upright man-body for an unruly appendage swinging about and dazzling us with its girth, magnitude and sideshow-like splendor? Oh, how we longed to see his Hamlet!
And we see only continued growth for Tamas (as an actor — PLEASE!) Consider his recent role as a bottom for the indubitably great Carlos Morales in the recently released Assquest. As one reviewer swooned, “Tamas, with his tattoos and rippling sinewy muscles, rides Carlos into oblivion.” That’s not your average talent they’re spouting about — cock size has nothing to do with getting jackhammer-fucked by a stellar top like like Morales.
But we’ve speculated too long. You be the judge, dear reader.
Join us inside our Sexgaymes theater in the Inner Circle’s Video LauchPad and catch Tamas and his tool for yourself. The Poseidon Adventure features Tamas and sexy Spaniard Martin in a sloshy, steamy hot tub fuckfest (pictured upper right). We’ll save you an aisle seat.
So, you saw the video. What did you think? Can a cock ever be too big? Or are we all just incurable size-queens worshiping at the altar of Eastern European Cock Rule?
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long live hungary! the land of hot paprika! a passionate people. this is not too big, it is juuuust right as goldicocks said. would love to be inside him and hanging on to that tool to down shift.
ps, grateful you changed the banner photo. he is not really my type but more appealing and friendly than the last chap who looked like a serial killer.
some guys have everything! face, bod and equipment … does he have personality, too?
Hungary! Hungary! How do I love thee! Let me count the ways……
Unfortunately, Bam Bam remains the banner illustration. I’m not sure about the serial killer thing, but he looks pretty unpleasantly aromatic!
god damn…what i would give to feel that fill my hole tonight!!! nothing is to big for me! bring on the horse cock
A hung bottom - what a tragic waste.
god would i love to ride him! hes soooo hot! *drools*
I am too big. It’s a problem mostly.
I myself have a large penis, and I really like it. I see no problem with it, and I like to be able to pick on the guys at the gym that aren’t so gifted down below. I was never really that big. Buth than when I turned 16 it just started to grow! I thought it would never stop. But when I reached about 20 or so, I stopped. Right now I am about 11-12 inches with a full erection, and without I am about 9. I really like it, and all the guys go crazy over it. Personlly, I would really get along with this guy. I could suck his cock for hours, maybe even days!
I’ve seen and fucked bigger!
Dear Anon,
I, too, could relate to your “growth spurt” once I turned 16; actually, I thought something was wrong with me because my basketball buddies never seemed to have the prominent bulge in their ‘baskets’ like I had. It took me about 2 more years to really understand that what I had was really a gift (and not the kind you could buy @ Macy’s). My FUN had just begun and I still enjoy sharing my maypole 15 years later. I’m not Hungarian, although I am European-born, and also share the luxury of a nice furry pelt. Hats-off to both of us and to all those who have a schlong like Tamas Esterhazy!!
Wunderlicht…I am glad u agree…..finally someone who knows! Dont u just love having a big one?
he’s so sexy…
nice u have tetos not to much hair prefecttttttt
i think your hot
He is hot !
Tamas THE BEST!!!!!