No, this isn’t a collection of stills from Wakefield Pooles‘ 1971 classic Boys in the Sand.

But 35 years after Poole’s seminal work this is what we get: A big ole Australian beach-bangin’ six-way, going down in broad daylight. Sun beaming. Waves crashing. Condoms stuffed to bursting. How times have changed.

How did it happen?

Poole’s “little porn film that could” set an entire industry in motion. Produced on Fire Island two years after the famous Stonewall riots, Boys in the Sand was reviewed in The New York Times and made nearly a million bucks. The film also gave queerdom its very first gay porn superstar, Casey Donovan.

“There are no more closets!” yelled Variety. The stampede — out — was on. Many critics saw the film as akin to the avante-garde work of directors like Kenneth Anger and Andy Warhol. No wonder our friends at SexGaymes couldn’t wait to do their own spin on the classic. And how lucky for you that we’re showing this gem tonight in the Inner Circle’s video theater.

What can you expect in this highly stylized version? Well there’s hunky surfer dudes Trevo, Josh and Dillon making out in the shallows. Followed by a determined walk to the beach to take cover in the rocks and surf boards. Lots of heavy slurping and oral gymnastics. And then — uh oh — here comes Damon and his boyfriend, stumbling upon the revved up trio. Of course sexy Damon has to join in. The guys split in to two couples — Trevor fucking Dillon and Damon fucking Josh. The sun beams. Waves crash. Cum spurts.

Make your own memories and join us inside the Inner Circle so you can watch the entire scene in its entirety.

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People are missing the not-so-obvious heart of Lifetime’s latest dollop of TV goofiness, the twice-weekly show Gay, Straight Or Taken. Yes it’s a reality show. And yes it feels like the unfortunate offspring of the romance-driven Boy Meets Boy and Fox’s horrifyingly bad Playing It Straight.

But Gay, Straight or Taken is much more than its premise of a gal in a quandary — trying to date and mate whilst maintaining her dignity — suggests. As a cultural phenomenon the show continues to smudge the already blurry boundary that divides straight, gay, bi and try anything guys. A tide shift that started with the 90’s metrohetero and is looking to end with the 00’s uni-sexual Ubermensch.

Gay, Straight or Taken’s set-up is lame but beguiling (in a train wreck sort of way): Attractive gal must decide which of the three attractive guys she is scoping might be single, straight and not taken (I guess for Lifetime if you’re homosexual it’s not possible that you’d be dating or married — you’re simply a promiscuous slut). If Miss Gaydar Savvy chooses correctly she wins her hunk and a trip to some exotic location. (read the full article)

It seems that in this age of safer sex, men’s body fluids have become taboo, and the wetter the action the more forbidden it’s become. There are now even special terms for buttfucking without a condom: “bareback” and “raw.” It’s not politically correct to advocate unsafe sex, but allow me to boldly state a generally unspoken fact — fluid exchange is what it’s all about.

When two men melt into one another, their fluid passions are supposed to intermingle, too. When our body fluids mix, we share all sorts of hormones, and chemical processes occur. Of course, the world is no longer our petri dish, and it’s not safe to cruise around doing chemistry experiments with every man who makes eye contact. But in a monogamous relationship, consider some of the following fluid possibilities:

Like raindrops on roses, precum is one of my favorite things. Those clear glistening droplets are so wonderfully slick; they are perfect for basting a hard cock. When my man is looking at porn pics on the web, I love to sit under the table between his legs and gently squeeze out drop after drop of his precum. The supply seems endless, as is my fascination with the stuff. If your man tends to drip a lot of precum, here’s a way to make him blow a double load when he shoots off:

While you jerk him off with one hand, reach below his balls with your other hand and apply some light but constant pressure between his balls and anus. What that does is close off the plumbing that carries the precum and jizz. When your man is ready to explode, let go of the pressure (but pick up the pace on his cock, of course). The first couple of squirts of his orgasm will be pure precum, and then he’ll start pumping his semen. Precum tends to shoot much faster and farther than semen because it has a lighter consistency. (read the full article)