Somehow we knew “the Buff Boys of Boystown” would find their alliterative way into the Surreal and Continuing After-Death Life of Anna Nicole Smith.

West Hollywood’s finest appear in no more than a walk-on in this, the third act of The Prince and the Polegirl, and yet…

Who can look away when buns and pecs compete with each other for Most Outlandish Feature on a circuit boy’s body?

Who can not fully understand the mad lusting after such super-sized geegaws or why they would play so … definitive… so damning … a role in a certain paternity claim for the most fathered child in America?

From the wonderfully nasty newsletter popbitch :

Flamboyant Frederick — We-Ho Prince Likes to be Called “Daddy”

Among a cast of loonies, “Prince” Frederick von Anhalt has somehow managed to make himself the most bizarre story in the whole Anna Nicole Smith tragedy.

Husband of 90 year-old Zsa Zsa Gabor, von Anhalt is said to have bought his title, knocked more than 15 years off his real age (mid 70s), laid claim to a German castle, hit a Beverly Hills police officer and now says he’s the father of Smith’s baby.

That would be something of a surprise. Von Anhalt has already tried suing the makers of Viagra for causing him to be unable to have sex without it. Oh, and most days he can be found standing outside Starbucks in West Hollywood with his Rolls Royce Silver Shadow, looking to attract the attention of the buff boys of Boystown coming out of the gyms.