Alejandro doesn’t speak much English, but the language he speaks we understand.

We comprede mucho!

Yes, starring now in the Maximo Latino section of the Inner Circle, another happy guy from Buenos Aires with a big dick and a beautiful attitude.

And how buenos is his aires? Let’s just say that Alejandro is the good time had by all. Men, women … and every gender in between.

Alejandro tells us, in that sweet universal way of his, that he’s always ready. What he’s always ready for is quite clear. He doesn’t use his hands to convey this but another delightful and succulent part of himself. “Ready to party” is the rough translation. “Ready to party with you, baby.”

Truth is we’d like to pack this little guy in our luggage and take him back home with us. Then we could say — and you know we just had to find a way to work this in — don’t cry for us, Argentina.

But we’re sure we’d be stopped at customs. We’re sure that his big ol’ personality would stick out somewhere. Then there would be the strip search, and strip searches always end in cavity checks, and well … there goes your dignity!

Instead, we settled on putting still shots and even hotter film clips of Alejandro up in the Inner Circle — for ourselves and for all the other universal linguists out there in Nightcharm Land.

So stand back, loyal reader.

You ought to know what you’re going to get in he: just a little touch, just a little touch, of Argentina’s brand of star qual-it-ty!

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