Jonathan Rhys Myers Sports a Long OneBy Nightcharm / Saturday, May 26th, 2007
There are so many things right with this picture of the ultimate alterna-boy, Jonathan Rhys Myers, returning to his car after shopping for dinner that we feel compelled to point them out to you.
In fact we feel these photos should be used as instructional examples for all aspiring male sex symbols to study before ever venturing out into public.
First, scour the earth for the ultimate, quintessential pair of worn-in, ass-n-bulge-hugging jeans. Sheer perfection.
Next, a simple, unpretentious, nicely tight V-neck tee from American Apparel. Voila!
Secret hint: Wear “jewelry” that’s slightly arcane but doesn’t signal that you had a Born Again experience during your recent stint in rehab. In our sample case that would be a Buddhist rosewood mala. Nirvana!
And finally, the crowning emblem that conveys to both sexes you are tops: A dangling, over-sized baguette that’s positioned to sway ever so gently in a bulging plastic bag. Special strategic consideration: Make sure bag and bread are held crotch level for optimal subliminal affect.
Picture perfect: Baby, you’re a star!
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