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May 30, 2007
Harry Potter To Be DATE RAPED in Final Book!
by Nightcharm
 
 


J.K. Rowling Hints At Harry Potter Date Rape

 
 

OMYGAWD! OMYGAWD!

MONEY QUOTE:
“It is a beautiful moment in the book, full of…RAW…RAW …honesty.”

Of course, this is another wicked spoof from the Onion

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6 Responses to 'Harry Potter To Be DATE RAPED in Final Book!'
  1. Angel remarks:

    oookaaay i just don’t even know what to say. “its a beautiful moment”? OMYGAWD IS RIGHT!!!


    June 7th, 2007 at 10:47 am
  2. Steve remarks:

    I’ve now watched this about twelve times, and then I went to the Onion’s site and watched all of the rest of their news videos about twelve times, and then I subscribed to their podcast of the videos and I watched them again in iTunes after they downloaded.

    And now I’m back to watch this again.

    But my favorite of all of them is “Something Happening in Haiti.”

    I didn’t even know they had started doing these and they’re so FUCKING BRILLIANT.


    June 7th, 2007 at 10:44 pm
  3. Robert remarks:

    Read the fine print–this is a satyrical news broadcast by The Onion. Discuss at the watercooler at your own risk.


    June 8th, 2007 at 1:19 am
  4. HvH remarks:

    lol… Where you guys find these ‘precious pearls’ or information is beyond me… I just love them!
    Seeing someone refer to ‘rape’ as ‘beautiful’ is sooo sick it borders surreal…lol And his face while he says it is priceless…lol

    Hugz,
    HvH


    June 8th, 2007 at 3:50 am
  5. Steven remarks:

    What The Fuck is up with that!!!
    Is it true or just a hoax!?


    June 8th, 2007 at 3:09 pm
  6. Rob remarks:

    Steven - it’s just a hoax, don’t worry. There is no date rape, that wasn’t JK Rowling, and there is no back alley sex change operation. The Onion is pretty much like the thinking man’s Mad Magazine.


    June 9th, 2007 at 8:38 am

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