His Xbox gamertag is spunkymonkey — which frankly tells us all we need to know.
But that doesn’t stop Abe from going on in an adorable rosy-faced way about how many levels he’s achieved in Oblivion….
Or the hordes of Locust slime he’s whacked in Gears of War …
Or the spin-out turn he mastered for Project Gotham Racing 3 to win the near-impossible platinum trophy (”much more rad than gold“) on the wicked, twisty Nürburgring track.
Yes, we concede , he does have major gamer creds. He is big in the virtual world.
Still…
It’s how he’s doing down here on the ol’ physical plane that we most want to get…mmm-hmm … behind.
Plus, we note, eyeing his butterfly-shaped Xbox controller with its array of buttons, bumpers and triggers, all that expert game play must have developed his tactile skills to a godlike degree.
Abe blushes because like all gamers he watches Heroes and has been waiting his whole happy life for someone to recognize his inner Superboy. Then he offers to give us a demonstration. We utter a little gasp of hallelujah but make one teeny suggestion.
His fingers of fury, we remark, are as articulated now as the hands of a pianist. The hand-eye coordination is as devastating as that of a brain surgeon. Why waste them on a dinky old Xbox controller? Couldn’t he instead…?
He follows the downward gaze of our eyes. Then: big smile
Sure, says Abe.
Great, says we. You’re on, babe. Beautiful Abe.
And thus, another day getting the pictures and videos you want and you need, faithful reader. Just journalists doing our job. No Pulitzers necessary.
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Ooh. Cutey!
hello david….
the other guys are relatively foreign to me…..the thing i still love about your site — although it’s lost a bit of cajones — is that it still pretends that the majority of gay men have balls and have something to say from their own lips rather than following suit with plenty that creates silence and ignorance from sea to shining sea. sit and spin indeed.
peace, love, aloha and a hui hou…..
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Must you people reduce everything to S*E*X!
Yes.
Ummmmmmmmmmmmm What’s wrong with sex? I don’t understand the negative feelings against sex. What are concerned mothers doing visiting this site if they don’t think sex is a good thing? Isn’t that how the become mothers in the first place? That’s how I became a father. Sex is good stuff.
Definite cutie.
Concerned Mother…that’s not a very productive thing to say on a porn site. That’s like running into the Capitol building and screaming, “Why must all you people always reduce everything to politics?!?”
amusing…..similar to the mccain piece….who was someone doing something positive in arizona — strange scenarios on the campaign trail….but amusing — then the topic sex?? like many things, it has nothing to do with sex — many things with the shift in nightcharm is like many other things — low key to low rent. these pieces have nothing to do with sex — snippets that cater to the bad party as shown in fanning rotten milk into a space — nothing real or flowing, ’tis merely contrived sense of volume when it’s really myopic…..such as a bad manner of creating scenes that are increasingly one-dimensional.
If you do not like what you see, and concered about every being reduced to sex, you do not have to look at it. If your looking at this then it means you want to see a naked man. If not then why are you looking at this.
what wrong with gay or sex!