Here’s a little white porcelain planter that seems to be a design collision between Marcel Duchamp and John Waters.
Drawing inspiration from the bonsai, these Park Planters by Science & Sons bring the furtive and feral side of the city park right into your living room. But safely and daintily.
There are several illegal tableaux to chose from. Take your pick:
A hooker with a skulking john meeting beneath a proverbial streetlight.
A briefcase toting guy frozen during a stick-up.
A trench coated flasher, uhm, flashing.
And my favorite, a businessman getting a blow job.
Leave it to Nightcharm to solve all of your Christmas shopping worries in one fell swoop! Don’t forget to water ‘em.
©2007 Nightcharm
I love it. I sooooooooo want the BJ planter!
I love the subtle nature of this. I can just imagine guests coming over to the house, sitting on the couch next to and end table with this lovely display, then suddenly realizing there is more to it than porcelain and plant.
I’d almost want to set up a hidden camera to catch the reaction.
What is slightly disturbing is that…well, this remids me ofa trincuit I would find at my grama’s house… in the kithen…above the sink…try and wash dishes with ceramic porn winking you in the eye… yeah… difficult.