How to Have a Lucid Wet Dream

By Abdul Hameed
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Early on in my single life, I discovered that I could have the man of my dreams in my bed every single night. Yes, the man of my dreams was also the man in my dreams, but that didn’t make our sex life any less remarkable. Keep in mind that erotic dreams tend to be very "real" and concrete. Maybe it has to do with the fact that the sexual instinct is, by nature, practical and down-to-earth. Whatever the case, I’ve never had a hazy, ethereal dream full of symbolism about romantic transcendence. My erotic dreams are down and dirty, full of sweaty grunting and hard thrusting. I also tend to remember my erotic dreams. They don’t fade away upon waking up, just as you don’t forget a really good fuck from the night before. In lucid dreams, you are in control of the action. A part of you realizes that you are dreaming, and you become the director of your own porno movie.

The details in my erotic dreams are always incredibly real — the masculine energy is literally tangible. One time, I dreamed that I had a two-foot-long cock. Defying gravity, it pointed straight to the ceiling like the proudest flagpole in dreamland. The really fabulous part (besides all the obvious really wonderful parts) was that I can vividly remember exactly what it felt like to slide my hand all the way down the shaft, feeling every contour, every bulging vein, the firmness and the warmth of the flesh. I literally experienced being super hung. It was the ultimate virtual reality. In another dream, I can remember exploring a man with my hands and feeling the texture of every single hair on his body. I sucked his cock for a while, and then he took my virginity by butt-fucking me unconscious. Yes, I really did lose my virginity while I was asleep, even though it sounds like something straight out of a Pedro Almodovar movie!

Erotic dreams can be quite kinky and downright deviant. Remember, it’s your dream, and if you are lucid then you can do whatever the fuck you want and fuck whatever you want to do. I admit that in dreamland I’ve fooled around with just about every man I’ve come across (come across, indeed), and that includes my father, my brother, an uncle or two, cousins, friends, friends of friends, ex-boyfriends, and total strangers. And no matter what we do together, I’m never sore in the morning! Needless to say, I don’t practice safe sex in dreamland, either. I’m not sure condoms even exist there. Rubber certainly does, but that’s another story.

I must point out that erotic dreams aren’t always perfect. You know those pissing dreams, where you’re at a sleazy public urinal in dreamland (am I the only man who always dreams he’s barefoot in these places?), and you just piss and piss but your bladder keeps feeling full? You either wake up realizing you need to relieve yourself, or you wake up to find that you are relieving yourself. Well, erotic dreams aren’t like that. Sometimes I’ll hump and hump my dream man, literally for hours, always right on the verge of cumming, but never quite able to get past the point of no return. That can be frustrating. However, one rarely stays on the edge for such long periods in waking life, so the extended sex and prolonged arousal can be wonderful in themselves.

How exactly does a man have a lucid wet dream? I’ll tell you my personal approach, but I also recommend a little homework: go to the library and check out some general books on lucid dreaming. Nightcharm’s recommended book is by Arnold Mindell. There are actually several proven techniques for learning how to be consciously aware while dreaming. One of the classic techniques is to practice looking at your hand throughout the day. When that becomes a habit, you’ll do it in your sleep, and that will trigger lucidity. In my case, I practice looking at my dick. If it’s two feet long, I’m dreaming!

Here’s a tip you won’t read in books: don’t jerk off before you fall asleep. Yes, I completely understand how nice it is to release that last bit of tension and drift off to slumberland in orgasmic bliss. ("Lose some jizz and catch some Z’s," one could say.) But if you do that, all your horniness energy will be spent and you won’t take any with you. In other words, you’ll have unplugged your dream man radar. Horniness is a state of consciousness. If you fall asleep in class you won’t learn anything, and likewise if you aren’t horny in dreamland you won’t get laid.
By all means play with yourself in bed, but stay highly aroused without shooting off. I personally like to hump a pillow. I’ll hump it for a while, enjoying that feeling of being on the verge of sperming, and eventually fall asleep. That way I take the horniness energy with me into dreamland. Because my body is in a natural fuck position, with pressure still on my cock, I’ll keep fucking the pillow on and off throughout the night as I dream. I believe my record is six orgasms in one night, which I know from the cumstains as well as how many dirty socks I groggily grabbed off the floor to wipe off the pillowcase. In all of my wet dreams, the orgasms have been physically real and manmilk gets spilled.

When I got a boyfriend and was no longer single, my lucid wet dreaming didn’t diminish. Now the only difference is I’ll hump my man’s hairy leg or belly instead of a pillow. This usually happens when I suck him off and we both drift off to sleep, because I don’t lose my horniness energy. The way I figure it, no man is getting laid to his maximum potential, so why not take advantage of cruising opportunities in dreamland? I’ll see you there!

Abdul Hamid is a regular contributor to Nightcharm. He is also the creator of the now-defunct website Abdul’s Waking Dream

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  • Jai-Perphious

    Great story,and great dreams you’ve had. Um….so I’m not the only one that can go into dream world and accomplish this nether-world reality.

  • simon grahms

    I’m gonna look into this… I’ve only had one successfull sex dream and I’m dying for more. If you have any more tips please post them on this site.

  • http://www.gordonphoto.net Gordon

    I have never had a wet dream but I have had naughty lucid dreams. Sometimes they included weird people, like once I had sex with both Buffy and Xander. I haven’t had a lucid dream in a while though, I think I will get back into.

  • jack

    I love you Iwant to have sex with you so go to evrey house now go!!! go!!!! go!!!!

  • James

    I’ve never really thought about the concept of lucid dreaming until I read this entry. I’m fascinated by what you said in this piece, and I will be looking into it in more detail.

    Thanks,
    James.

  • DANEIL

    I HAD A WET

  • Anonymous

    Here is a tip for masturbation. This will only work on an uncircumcised penis. Take 2 feet of some needlepoint thread and wind it around your index finger. Now pull back the foreskin until it wont go any more. Place the wound string on the tip of your penis. Let the forskin retract into its position and start masturbating. The thread will stimulate the inside of your penis thustly bringing you to orgasm faster. It not only does that but it makes a handy “sponge” to soak up the cum so it makes cleanup easy.

    Have Fun

  • http://stephenrader.blogspot.com/ Stephen

    Ok, now it’s official: I am buying every book on LUCID DREAMING that I can find!!! I can’t wait to enter Wet Dream Land and control it’s every whim!

    Great post!

  • Putananda Ritz

    The sex in my lucid dreaming is always perfect, which is more than I can say for real life. Every hot dude in the universe is drooling at my doorstep, including everyone in my life I’ve ever wanted, including my sexy uncle from Ronkonkoma. Everyone is a good kisser. Everyone has the ass of death and a magnificent, beautiful cock. There are absolutely no hangups, and even if we are doing it on Main St. at high noon, the people passing by are happy for us.

    As Caliban says in “The Tempest”:

    The clouds methought would open and show riches
    Ready to drop upon me that, when I waked,
    I cried to dream again.

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/pizzuti Matt P.

    Most of my dreams are lucid, but once I decide that it should involve sex, things start to go wrong.

    Frist, whenever I decide to manifest a sexy guy to do it with, I find that I can only create a line-up of guys I saw and talked to during the previous day. I can’t just create the one I want, I have to choose. I have to go through five or ten unattractive guys before I find one who looks decent.

    Next – and this is the worst nightmare of all – things just don’t seem to work. I get hard, I get horny, but every time I take off my shirt, there’s another shirt on underneath. I’ll unzip his jeans and slide them off, look away for a moment, and look back to see him fully dressed again.

    Sometimes my brain just doesn’t want to cooperate, for some unknown reason. I’ll never figure out why that is. Other times, my brain is too cooperative, and I’ll have an orgasm (which makes me wake up) before I even start going down on the guy in my dreams. On those nights, without much effort I’ll have to get up to change my boxers 2 or 3 times in a single night.

  • Anonymous

    man that boy is hot

  • Mack

    Few things are more nauseating than seeing otherwise handsome men with shaved pussies. One thing is a woman with a shaved pussy.

  • Ashamed

    Ive done this a lot myself, but ushaly I use lucid dreams to fantasize killing people, or butt fucking a girl. Its pretty crazy, I’ll fly around and spot a person below swoop down fuck them, cut their throat then fly away.

    Of course I would never want to do that in real life to a real person. Even though I control what happens in my Lucid dreams I believe that certain parts of the brain are turned off, and other parts may be acting un-checked. Like I’m always in a bad mood if I’m woken up, I think the primitive parts the brain have free rain when you sleep. Or maybe it’s just me.

 
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