You met him online and he seems like a real stud.
One thing leads to another and before you know it you’re building fantasies all over this guy. You’re nervous to arrange the date but his deep, masculine phone voice is everything you’ve been looking for from your ultimate fuck buddy.
It’s not until you enter his apartment that you’re confronted with the reality of your predicament: peach-scented candles, a collection of Gone With the Wind commemorative plates with certificates of authenticity from the Franklin Mint, a pastel-blue yarn toilet seat cover.
It’s too late to turn back, friend. You’ve entered the world of a Lurid Digs contender.
Of course if you’re lucky, Romeo will have posted images of himself online with indicative clues to his lack of taste before you ever arrive on the scene.
Each month, the readers of our sister site, Lurid Digs send us so many horrifying photos of their past, present, and potential online lovers surrounded by the type of carnage that we do so love to hate… it’s impossible for us to publish them all, but we sportingly keep trying.
It’s our mission to let the world know that no matter how hot a man is, if there is a giant pile of orange dog puppets behind him when he takes the shot for his profile, he’s probably not safe from scrutiny.
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“It’s not until you enter his apartment that you’re confronted with the reality of your predicament: peach-scented candles, a collection of Gone With the Wind commemorative plates with certificates of authenticity from the Franklin Mint, a pastel-blue yarn toilet seat cover.”
Sadly, the above is oh so true, oh so many time, oh so many hookups; and often the butchest guys have the most frightening, hardon-wilting interiors.
WHY? Why? Why?
Ah. Sorry dudes. But gay men can be feminine without them being ‘hardon-wilting’. Last time I looked, being gay was a free pass to express both your masculine and feminine sides; and not just in bed.
Period.
Take your internalized homophobia and worship of straight guys supposed ’style’ and shove it up your, ah, manginas (another word I freakin’ hate).
Whoa there Merrymakers… since when is expressing your ‘feminine’ side about powder-blue yarn toilet seat covers?
This isn’t internalized homophobia, unless you think it’s normal for well-adjusted gay guys to express their feminine sides by climbing aboard granny’s bed and stroking it onto a doily.
I’m proud to say that MY collectible plates are from the Sound of Music… and they add a distinctive touch to my fabulous abode.
Yes, I agree. Being gay means you can express your feminine and masculine sides. It can also mean that you’re a D.O.C. (Defender of Crap)
Ha. Even my feminine side is masculine. She likes good leather and serious modernist design as much as I do.