Well, it used to be a jockstrap.
But, of course, the jock couldn’t work miracles all by its lonely. It needed a nice heavy sack to make the ribbing expand — one’s own “meat and potatoes” as our dear, departed Anna Nicole once said in a rare lapse of taste.
Second best friend would be one of those Styrofoam cheaters that “shape and lift,” the Wonderbra of jockstraps.
Third in line — and the real subject of this entry — is a new invention, the Nuttybuddy.
The Nutty what?
It’s the stronger, tougher jock cup to protect — ah yes — “your boys.” Invented by ex-pitcher Mark Littell, the Nuttybuddy is twice the price ($20) of the usual athletic cup.
But Littell, 54, claims that nine seasons with the Kansas City Royals and St. Louis Cardinals gave him an inside track on both fast balls and ball fastenings.
To make his point, he gamely puts his own jewel box in danger in a — surely unintentionally hot — but hilarious, dick-centric clip that is burning up the bandwidth on YouTube today.
Let’s go the videotape, shall we sports fans?
MONEY QUOTE: “It must be a way that it disperses the hit, that you don’t feel it directly in the Testikles”
Ah yes, the young Testikles, hero of Troy, lover of Achilles.
“OK I’m not a transvestite.”
Thanks for this!
It’s on my list to Santa. I’m sure it’s flying off the shelves!
North Carolina accent?
Does the idiot not realize that being a transvestite has nothing to do with the boys; they are, hopefully, intact on all transvestites. I believe if he were to have been correct, Mr. Sabo would have said, “I’m not a post-operative transsexual.”. Maybe I’m in-correct, if so don’t hesitate to scold me; go ahead, scold me.
CG.
I do not scold you, ceglenn. FOR YOU ARE RIGHT. Transvestism is about cross-dressing. Transexualism, on the other hand, is — ouch! — what the brave inventor thinks he’s talking about.