Fabulicious is the only word in our arsenal of demented gay superlatives to describe it.
And no, it’s not that Jodie Foster may or may not have just come out — stunned and shaken as we would be by such an announcement.
Nor is it the national confusion we’re all going through trying to keep the Petersons straight: Is it Stacy or Laci who is the current missing, presumed dead wife? Is it Drew or Scott — both stud-muffin names — who is the despicable, unlovable, unredeemable rascal in the windowless cell on death row that we’d love to fuck anyway?
Even the announcement of the Golden Globe nominations this morning — the most deeply meaningless trophies in show business – are not what’s making us crazy right now — though we are overjoyed to see that Keira Knightly is finally getting her due as the greatest actress of our time — a status once held in a long ago Hollywood by that delightful (but forgotten — why, why, why?) minx, Pia (with a Z) Zadora!
What has made us dig to the bottom of our dementia bag to come up with the rare gem fabulicious is the current collision between East and West that is gushing forth rivers of kitsch in the most nutso campaign video ( what!) ever. Put on your dazzle glasses, boys, because Christmas has come a little early this year:
So much for a Christian nation.
hat tip to Jockohomo
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Dazzling indeed! Did Hillary make this one up to make her opponet look ridiculous? This is the kind of material that makes it hard to be an America abroad . . . have a nice Advent, out there!
No, Craig, I would rather disagree with you. What I really like about Americans is that often they do not take themselves too seriously and poke fun at their politians. They become less endearing when posturing about saving the world or talking about family values, deeply felt religious beliefs etc.
Oh, man! What a delightful Bollywood acid-trip. You’re right, fabulicious it is.
It’s sad how many candidates I could’ve possibly respected just six months ago have sacrificed all dignity.
Lord, I know those songs. Classics lol, I gotta email the creator. Fabulicious indeed.