You decide.

At top, the Top — Parker Williams, the current hunkerooie shooting his works at the Raging Stallion Theater in the Inner Circle.

At bottom, the Bottom — Pete, simply and quite anonymously Pete as bottoms often are in the land of Porn — a mischievous Lateen who is this week’s featured delight in the Maximo Latino theater.

Let your eye wander down a few paragraphs where young Pete offers you his … um, willingness, as boys his age say, “to try anything.”

Now If you were on a sinking ship and you could only save one — no, no, too negative! … brighter, lighter hypothetical please!

Okay, if you were on a desert island and would be stranded there for, oh, forever, who would you want to be the Professor to your Gilligan (no, that sounds like we favor the top).

Okay, who would you want to be the Mary Ann to your fabulous Ginger (poor Mary Ann, all she could ever do was stand there in her short-shorts, completely overshadowed by the gold-lame glamourpuss that was Tina Louise, a.k.a. Stepford Wife “Charmaine.”)

Both Parker, above, and Pete, below, look like they were designed by some scheming Pan for their above and below positions.

Topman Parker has a hot, used look, a steady gaze just this side of menace, that makes you think he’d drill you into the bedsprings before he even got a buzz off it.

Pete, meanwhile, with that amazing cleft chin, seems like a boy who knows how to have all kinds of fun — all kinds. Not innocent but wise in the ways of the world, who, bottom or no, makes sure his needs are filled.

Of course, we just conjecture, just getting off on faces and attitudes. Blame it on our nostalgia. In all likelihood, Pete and Parker are just like the rest of us modern guys, totally “versatile,” having shed the inflexible roles of butch or fem as the straitjackets of another age.

So who would you save on a sinking ship or choose for a desert isle? As for us … well, much like Condi Rice, Dana Perino and our own beloved President, we don’t do hypotheticals, Sherlock.

You can get a closer look at our contestants in the Inner Circle. You’ll find Parker working his thang in the Raging Stallion Theater, while Pete does one mean hinny dance over at Maximo Latino.