1. Rizz remarks:
   Thajt describes perfectly the extent of my sex life. Sheesh.

   
   

   January 17th, 2008 at 10:46 am
2. Martin remarks:
   Check out the fucking copy on the box:

   “Life-like veined dong that ROTATES while the sensuous balls VIBRATE.”

   Oh, Mary please!

   
   

   January 17th, 2008 at 11:50 am
3. Steve remarks:
   The ‘muscular physique’ leaves something to be desired, as do the ‘soft kissable lips,’ I’d imagine.

   
   

   January 17th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
4. Matt P. remarks:
   I dunno… who would want to have sex with a blow-up doll anyway? I’m trying to picture a guy doing that and it’s just incredibly strange. Is there any blow-up doll porn out there?

   
   

   January 17th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
5. Thorn remarks:
   Matt, this is the internet. If someone’s thought of it, there’s a porn page devoted to it out on the web somewhere. I double dog dare you to google blowup doll porn and see where it gets you.

   Just remember, you can see it, but you can’t UNSEE it.

   
   

   January 17th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
6. ggreen remarks:
   “Julian” had another name when Dirk Yates discovered him about 10 years ago. He soon hooked up with Jenna Jamison and rode her tired twat and fake tits to fame as a “straight” porn performer. Now that Jenna has renounced porn and deflated her fake tits what’s “Julian” gonna due go back to gay j/o videos?

   
   

   January 17th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
7. Jipsy remarks:
   Yep, you’re right gg — it was Jordan Rivers. (Thank you Dirk Yates).

   
   

   January 17th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
8. Nikko remarks:
   Oh, gorgeous, baby-faced Julian…so perfect. I saw him in a bi-video, but he is most definitely straight. Sigh.

   
   

   January 18th, 2008 at 2:39 am
9. Horny Male remarks:
   God I want one now!!! Me so horny *groans*

   
   

   January 18th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
10. jude remarks:
    “What’s in the Box!?”

    
    

    January 19th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
11. Hoyt Clagwell remarks:
    ggreen:

    It appears that Julian Rios/Jordan Rivers has been keeping quite busy at (link)

    He’s actually pretty fucking cute, though he’s gotten some rather disappointing and distracting tattoos as of late.

    
    

    January 22nd, 2008 at 2:35 pm
12. Jose remarks:
    Good likeness to him.

    
    

    January 30th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
13. Eduardo remarks:
    Julian, I am so hot!

    
    

    March 18th, 2010 at 5:57 pm
14. Anonymous remarks:
    just like real sex i guess……………. a lot of huffin and puffin and little to show for it at the end of it all!

    
    

    August 6th, 2010 at 2:55 pm

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