… I think this breaks my brain. His body’s fine, but god, that’s an ugly bit of fabric. It looks like he’s preparing to slingshot his package into orbit.
Come on…you don’t think that is for real? Not even a straight guy that’s dressed by hetero women would wear that. It has to be photoshopped. Begs the question though…what did he originally have on????
Damn, he’s still pretty…regardless of what’s barely covering him!!
February 6th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
wolf remarks:
Pardon me while I go gouge my eyes out with a melon baller.
*NOBODY* looks good in one of those things.
And #2–LOL at the slingshot remark.
February 6th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Rich remarks:
Very hot. It’s funny, for years I’ve wondered what he looks like without any clothing on (and that sling doesn’t count as clothing, btw) — but still, I wish it were a more erotic ‘costume’ and ’setting.’ But I’ll settle for this…reluctantly.
yea you guys need to definatley check out the link above, because there is no way that this is photoshopped. I will applaud John on his bravery as many men would not have the courage to do that. And even though its not the most attractive thing in the world i will still indulge in picturing him without it!
It took me a few hours to get over the stupid and now I just think it’s hot. If he had a large, puffy head and bad skin, I don’t think I’d ever have gotten to that point, but since he’s a geeky little stud, this totally works in his favor.
February 6th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Kali remarks:
Love himm. Love his music. Love his thong. Want to tongue him up and down. Wonderland indeed. YES…sier.
February 6th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
PeKeMo remarks:
i can’t condone the slingshot but i must admit that he has a nice little ass!
February 6th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Tom remarks:
I think he’s brave, and the pics posted on OMG are cute. The slingshot is pretty weird but I remember the first time I saw one in an International Male catalog. The guy had a perfect bod and the pic really heated me up. In the extremely toned, well-muscled guy, in that pic at least, the slingshot looked great. He was laying down on a bed; maybe the thing just looks stupid no matter what they look like if the person is standing up and walking around. It’s almost unbelievably ballsy to actually wear one of those.
February 7th, 2008 at 7:24 am
cum slut remarks:
his bod isn’t such a wonderland, but(t) I second the emotion on the “nice little ass”!
If this picture is real, he must have had a cast on his right leg for 6 months to explain how it is whithered away to nothing. And, uh… his right arm is much smaller as well. I think this is fake.
February 7th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS remarks:
Yet another reason why jockstraps must never be worn around the neck.
February 7th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
Thorn remarks:
And another thing…who had the brain seizure leading to the resurrection of that vile irradiated lime green from the 80’s?
I’m furious about how people so desperately want things to be “fake” if they’re even slightly out of the norm, and how nobody understands camera distortion, or takes any time to Google something to actually find out if it happened or not before screaming “fake.” Furious. Enraged.
February 8th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Thorn remarks:
Steve, I blame all the fake tits in the world. That and the front page of the Weekly World News.
February 8th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Wolf remarks:
Either way, it’s NOT an attractive shot. He looks like Dorothy’s Oz buddy, the Scarecrow.
I enjoy his music. This photo, however, is nauseating. He’s too thin, too hairless and has absolutely NO ass that one can discern. Not to mention that “cute” isn’t anywhere near within grasp.
February 8th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
LucienX remarks:
That thong is as unsexy a garment as I’ve ever seen. And I second the comment about that atrocious Eighties lime green *shudder*
I’m kind of thinking that it was a joke - a gag on the Borat thing. I don’t think it was photoshopped at all - just John having a good time and horsing around with friends.
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Bulge report…start reporting….yum or chum?
… I think this breaks my brain. His body’s fine, but god, that’s an ugly bit of fabric. It looks like he’s preparing to slingshot his package into orbit.
Come on…you don’t think that is for real? Not even a straight guy that’s dressed by hetero women would wear that. It has to be photoshopped. Begs the question though…what did he originally have on????
Damn, he’s still pretty…regardless of what’s barely covering him!!
Pardon me while I go gouge my eyes out with a melon baller.
*NOBODY* looks good in one of those things.
And #2–LOL at the slingshot remark.
Very hot. It’s funny, for years I’ve wondered what he looks like without any clothing on (and that sling doesn’t count as clothing, btw) — but still, I wish it were a more erotic ‘costume’ and ’setting.’ But I’ll settle for this…reluctantly.
You’re welcome, Wolf. ^_~
ceglen, considering this has been posted on several blogs and from several angles it’s highly doubtful that it’s Photoshopped.
Witness OMG
yea you guys need to definatley check out the link above, because there is no way that this is photoshopped. I will applaud John on his bravery as many men would not have the courage to do that. And even though its not the most attractive thing in the world i will still indulge in picturing him without it!
It took me a few hours to get over the stupid and now I just think it’s hot. If he had a large, puffy head and bad skin, I don’t think I’d ever have gotten to that point, but since he’s a geeky little stud, this totally works in his favor.
Love himm. Love his music. Love his thong. Want to tongue him up and down. Wonderland indeed. YES…sier.
i can’t condone the slingshot but i must admit that he has a nice little ass!
I think he’s brave, and the pics posted on OMG are cute. The slingshot is pretty weird but I remember the first time I saw one in an International Male catalog. The guy had a perfect bod and the pic really heated me up. In the extremely toned, well-muscled guy, in that pic at least, the slingshot looked great. He was laying down on a bed; maybe the thing just looks stupid no matter what they look like if the person is standing up and walking around. It’s almost unbelievably ballsy to actually wear one of those.
his bod isn’t such a wonderland, but(t) I second the emotion on the “nice little ass”!
If this picture is real, he must have had a cast on his right leg for 6 months to explain how it is whithered away to nothing. And, uh… his right arm is much smaller as well. I think this is fake.
Yet another reason why jockstraps must never be worn around the neck.
And another thing…who had the brain seizure leading to the resurrection of that vile irradiated lime green from the 80’s?
I’m furious about how people so desperately want things to be “fake” if they’re even slightly out of the norm, and how nobody understands camera distortion, or takes any time to Google something to actually find out if it happened or not before screaming “fake.” Furious. Enraged.
Steve, I blame all the fake tits in the world. That and the front page of the Weekly World News.
Either way, it’s NOT an attractive shot. He looks like Dorothy’s Oz buddy, the Scarecrow.
I enjoy his music. This photo, however, is nauseating. He’s too thin, too hairless and has absolutely NO ass that one can discern. Not to mention that “cute” isn’t anywhere near within grasp.
That thong is as unsexy a garment as I’ve ever seen. And I second the comment about that atrocious Eighties lime green *shudder*
I’m kind of thinking that it was a joke - a gag on the Borat thing. I don’t think it was photoshopped at all - just John having a good time and horsing around with friends.
Oh yeh, one more thing: those sure look like John’s tatts.
I read an article once where John was asked about how big his C*ck was… he said he wasn’t worried about how big it is… but how dark it is…
Food for thought!
This should handle the photoshop question:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hukeZ9ETDYk