Note, I find the “angry masculine glare” to be so amusing. It’s the male equivalent of the female pout. I never really get why people think that smiling is unsexy.
February 11th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Mique remarks:
I’m sitting here staring at my monitor, frozen in disbelief. One part of me is thinking these guys couldn’t possibly be so removed from reality that they’d actually go out in public spray tanned like that — but then another part of me recalls that I’ve lived the last seven years of my life with a human being like George Bush as our president and then, well, it’s not so hard to believe these Jersey boys. Truly it’s End of Days.
February 11th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Gry remarks:
It’s not like there’s a fine line between sunkissed and sunstroked. It seems like you’d at least have a reasonable buffer zone between Back From The Beach and the Def Con 4 Derma-Blaster.
The two girls on the left are very cute, but their guy pals not only coordinated matching skin pigmentation, but apparently texted each other to synch up outfits, haircuts and generic highlights.
All three guys have the same ‘do, but my fave is the one on the far right in the glittery, cleavage-bearing top. This is why gay marriage should be a basic right: so that I can make him my slutty high-maintenance first husband and wonder what I was thinking years down the line when I’m hitched to the fourth.
February 11th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Thorn remarks:
The one on the right looks like he’s going to foam at the mouth and attack at any moment. The two on the left look like they are in the advanced stages of kidney failure with a side of fashion disaster.
February 11th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
min=tee remarks:
“Paging Al Jolson, Paging Al Jolson…”
February 11th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
craig from holland remarks:
Indeed, gents. let’s just enjoy the cleavage on the far right and be re-assured that that other far-right guy Mique referred to will soon (how many days, hours, minutes . . . still??) will soon be back in Texas sun-tanning himself.
I’ve been away from the States too long to get the New Jersey connection; can someone explain?
Love to all of you across the waves!
The clothing, the Growing Up Gotti hair, and insult to injury - the dreaded Bronzer? If any of these New Jersey rejects knew what ‘black face’ was, they probably wouldn’t be so quick to liberally apply the inaccurately named bronzer. It’s as if they never saw Zoolander (”This look is called Blue Steel!”) and we all know they never read Charlie and the Chocolate Factory when Violet turned violet.
February 11th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
garry remarks:
This reminds me of one of my favorite movie lines. In the Robert Montgomery movie “The Lady in the Lake”, based on the Raymond Chandler novel, the detective Philip Marlowe goes to interview a tennis-pro-like suspect. Marlowe looks him up and down and says, “Love the tan. Very Christmasy.”
February 12th, 2008 at 7:09 am
LucienX remarks:
They look like Richard Dreyfuss after his run-in with the mailbox-rattling UFO in “Close Encounters of the Third Kind.”
February 12th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Mark remarks:
Why do white guys want to get darker……it’s a white world people!!! White is considered attractive!!!!. Most hispanics like myself wish they were lighter skinned with blue or green eyes…etc. But guys please don’t pluck the eyebrows huh.
February 14th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Charlie remarks:
Horrific. there’s a whole website filled with these unsightly fellows: I believe it’s called newjerseyguido.com. Joey Soprano did a whole lotta sit-ups, stuck his head in crisco and went out with his mothers facepack on. The only thing more awful than them is their women; they look like plumbers going to a Bratz costume party.
February 18th, 2008 at 11:58 am
Jose remarks:
Thats lotion of some sort, I’ve never seen a tanning booth do that to anyone. They look like they are fooling around with foundation at the makeup counter.
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Moral of the story: never go to New Jersey.
Note, I find the “angry masculine glare” to be so amusing. It’s the male equivalent of the female pout. I never really get why people think that smiling is unsexy.
I’m sitting here staring at my monitor, frozen in disbelief. One part of me is thinking these guys couldn’t possibly be so removed from reality that they’d actually go out in public spray tanned like that — but then another part of me recalls that I’ve lived the last seven years of my life with a human being like George Bush as our president and then, well, it’s not so hard to believe these Jersey boys. Truly it’s End of Days.
It’s not like there’s a fine line between sunkissed and sunstroked. It seems like you’d at least have a reasonable buffer zone between Back From The Beach and the Def Con 4 Derma-Blaster.
The two girls on the left are very cute, but their guy pals not only coordinated matching skin pigmentation, but apparently texted each other to synch up outfits, haircuts and generic highlights.
All three guys have the same ‘do, but my fave is the one on the far right in the glittery, cleavage-bearing top. This is why gay marriage should be a basic right: so that I can make him my slutty high-maintenance first husband and wonder what I was thinking years down the line when I’m hitched to the fourth.
The one on the right looks like he’s going to foam at the mouth and attack at any moment. The two on the left look like they are in the advanced stages of kidney failure with a side of fashion disaster.
“Paging Al Jolson, Paging Al Jolson…”
Indeed, gents. let’s just enjoy the cleavage on the far right and be re-assured that that other far-right guy Mique referred to will soon (how many days, hours, minutes . . . still??) will soon be back in Texas sun-tanning himself.
I’ve been away from the States too long to get the New Jersey connection; can someone explain?
Love to all of you across the waves!
The clothing, the Growing Up Gotti hair, and insult to injury - the dreaded Bronzer? If any of these New Jersey rejects knew what ‘black face’ was, they probably wouldn’t be so quick to liberally apply the inaccurately named bronzer. It’s as if they never saw Zoolander (”This look is called Blue Steel!”) and we all know they never read Charlie and the Chocolate Factory when Violet turned violet.
This reminds me of one of my favorite movie lines. In the Robert Montgomery movie “The Lady in the Lake”, based on the Raymond Chandler novel, the detective Philip Marlowe goes to interview a tennis-pro-like suspect. Marlowe looks him up and down and says, “Love the tan. Very Christmasy.”
They look like Richard Dreyfuss after his run-in with the mailbox-rattling UFO in “Close Encounters of the Third Kind.”
Why do white guys want to get darker……it’s a white world people!!! White is considered attractive!!!!. Most hispanics like myself wish they were lighter skinned with blue or green eyes…etc. But guys please don’t pluck the eyebrows huh.
Horrific. there’s a whole website filled with these unsightly fellows: I believe it’s called newjerseyguido.com. Joey Soprano did a whole lotta sit-ups, stuck his head in crisco and went out with his mothers facepack on. The only thing more awful than them is their women; they look like plumbers going to a Bratz costume party.
Thats lotion of some sort, I’ve never seen a tanning booth do that to anyone. They look like they are fooling around with foundation at the makeup counter.