Gotta agree, WTF is that shit? The–I guess lips–on the one on the left look like swollen remnants from a car wreck.
Is that intentional? What are they thinking?
March 12th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Thorn remarks:
I dunno, TJ, but I’m scaaarreeed! *lipquiver*
March 12th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Otto remarks:
The picture of the woman genuinely is frightening. I thought she was a blow-up sex doll (no pun intended). They don’t need me to feel sorry for them, but still, I guess there’s some comfort in knowing that I’ll grow old gracefully as I can’t afford to do that to my face or body.
Fuck.
March 12th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
Gry remarks:
If it weren’t for the telltale Red Eye (an affect I believe can only come from a human retina), you wouldn’t know the woman was a flesh and blood creature.
The wreck on the right is actually Mickey Rourke, who perversely enough starred in “Johnny Handsome” as a deformed criminal surgically refashioned into a revenge-obsessed looker.
Ouch.
March 12th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Sean remarks:
It wouldn’t be so bad if she had eyebrows.. and real hair instead of polyesther fibres
March 12th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Rob remarks:
No, seriously. WHAT ARE THEY?
March 13th, 2008 at 4:00 am
boggybri remarks:
I initially read the quote as “Beauty is a short-lived tranny”. Can’t imagine why…
March 13th, 2008 at 5:06 am
garry remarks:
Actually, that’s the best Mickey Rourke’s looked in a long time.
March 13th, 2008 at 6:05 am
Aleks remarks:
Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, that’s Mickey Rourke?
March 13th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Wolf remarks:
Stallone’s mom has been a plastic mess for years. Funny how there’s still some mother/son resemblance, though.
Agreed with the comments about the one on the left almost looking like an inflata-mate. Now that I’ve seen it again, the hair, the eyebrows, the nose, the lips…fake. And I’d bet the cheekbones were paid for too. As well as the blue contacts.
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what are they?
fabulous…living + dolls = corpselike
And then there’s Sly and
MomMaudeNo….seriously. What are they?
Gotta agree, WTF is that shit? The–I guess lips–on the one on the left look like swollen remnants from a car wreck.
Is that intentional? What are they thinking?
I dunno, TJ, but I’m scaaarreeed! *lipquiver*
The picture of the woman genuinely is frightening. I thought she was a blow-up sex doll (no pun intended). They don’t need me to feel sorry for them, but still, I guess there’s some comfort in knowing that I’ll grow old gracefully as I can’t afford to do that to my face or body.
Fuck.
If it weren’t for the telltale Red Eye (an affect I believe can only come from a human retina), you wouldn’t know the woman was a flesh and blood creature.
The wreck on the right is actually Mickey Rourke, who perversely enough starred in “Johnny Handsome” as a deformed criminal surgically refashioned into a revenge-obsessed looker.
Ouch.
It wouldn’t be so bad if she had eyebrows.. and real hair instead of polyesther fibres
No, seriously. WHAT ARE THEY?
I initially read the quote as “Beauty is a short-lived tranny”. Can’t imagine why…
Actually, that’s the best Mickey Rourke’s looked in a long time.
Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, that’s Mickey Rourke?
Stallone’s mom has been a plastic mess for years. Funny how there’s still some mother/son resemblance, though.
Agreed with the comments about the one on the left almost looking like an inflata-mate. Now that I’ve seen it again, the hair, the eyebrows, the nose, the lips…fake. And I’d bet the cheekbones were paid for too. As well as the blue contacts.
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