Psychic Celebrity Profile: Pierce BrosnanBy Miranda Celeste-Walters / Wednesday, March 26th, 2008
It’s been two weeks since we checked in with Celebrity Psychic, Miranda Celeste-Walters, about the inner worlds of Hollywood’s hottest studs. We needed our fix, so we called her direct line to ask for a personal peek into the daily dalliances of heartthrob, Pierce Brosnan. Here’s the revealing interview that transpired:
Nightcharm: So what can you tell us about Pierce?
Miranda Celeste-Walters: I can tell you that he’s eating a lot of crackers these days, and I don’t know why. (laughs) I’ve just been feeling this from him. These could be health-oriented crackers.
NC: So more likely, these are Triscuits and not Cheese Nips?
MCW: Well, if you compare the nutritional data of Triscuits versus Cheese Nips, you’re going to find a lot of the same things. You’re going to be shocked at how similar they really are. We’re only talking about a 30 calorie difference, per serving, for instance. These crackers, for Pierce, are not Triscuits or Cheese Nips. Maybe Vegetable Thins.
NC: Tell us what you can see about Pierce and his sex life.
MCW: Is this for that website again?
MCW: Well, the main thing is that Pierce is very tender, but he moves without a lot of grace. He saunters through the door and you think there’s going to be this whole seduction, but instead he jolts, tumbles forward, and falls on top of you. It’s not what you think you’re going to get with him. Also, gas causes him some pain.
NC: Is it true about him hitting the bottle a little hard lately? Is there an addiction?
MCW: What a lot of people don’t understand is that uncontrollable drinking and “alcohol addiction” are not the same thing.
NC: Any scandals in the future?
MCW: I’m going to say this: Scandals, for Pierce, are deeply buried in the past. These are things that people aren’t going to hear about for many years. When they finally come to light, you’re going to be dealing with words like, “rage,” “staining,” “travel agency,” “discount” — that kind of thing.
NC: Do you have any advice for fans of Pierce Brosnan?
MCW: I think you’re all doing fine. All you can do is try.
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