When it comes to pleasure, size doesn’t matter; as we all know it’s quality, not quantity, that counts. But let’s admit it: a big penis is undeniably compelling. Big shoulders, big lapels, and big hair may come and go, but the big penis never goes out of fashion. Especially during an election year…Take that Hillrod!
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©2008 Nightcharm
At first I thought it was a comment on Obama’s fashion sense and when i read the line about the big penis I was like “what the fuck is he talking about?” and then I looked at his pants and all becomes clear…
OK, wow — he’s definitely got my vote in nov.
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wanntt it!
Love the fantasy, were it not so much about speculation. Too many “other factors” color such celebrity big basket sightings…. light, shadow, fabric folds, pocket contents. But I am intrigued. Nightcharm!
I wonder what the title of the book is that he’s reading? It Takes A Village?
what is he reading?
《The Post-American World》 by Fareed Zakaria
That’s perfect: THE POST-AMERICAN WORLD. No wonder he’s wearing his label flag pin. One symbol counteracts the other. I’m still voting for him though.
I really don’t understand this…so are you saying Obama is a better candidate because he has a big penis i.e. a man? If you’re just trying to be cute or funny, why the added “take that Hilrod” at the end? This could be interpreted as really really sexist, especially on a site that prides itself as being “a thinking guy’s” pornsite. Pretty irresponsible, in a community that suffers from such homophobia in society.
Hillary suffers from a phallic/narcissism defense. She dubbed herself “Hillrod” during a recent appearance on AFOW show — a true nadir in American politics. I can understand why this site is having fun with the name. And of course most of us will be captivated and enamored by the candidate with the biggest penis. The difference here is that Obama actually has one.
hhmmm, nice pic but mildly misogynist, n’est-ce pas?
For the love of God! this is just a wave on his pants! even maybe photoshoped..
Cant believe the craizyness about that scarecrow. come on american people..
The penis doesn’t make that picture hot. It’s the confidence and the toughness coupled with the fact that he reads. Yes Mr. President…yes I can.
FOLD IN HIS PANTS MY ASS!
It is obvisously his DING DING, the fold doesn’t go with the motion in which he is walking and i doubt it was photoshopped, if someone wanted to photoshop Obama they would of done alot more then inflate his ego by making him have a bigger penis…
Already feeling less than a man, as if the world was beyond reach despite an obvious presence in it, I have sunk to new emotional lows now that it has been revealed to me that the only aspect that matters in the presidential election is the size of the candidates’ penis. I mean, you’ve given me, simultaneously, a new lease on life AND a newfound personal longing for death. What am I trying for? The penis I have is only slightly better than average and yet I know it must not be a presidential penis. Right, isn’t that what you’re telling me?! That I would never be good enough to be president because I don’t have a big enough penis?! Is this ancient ASSyria we’re living in? Might as well be: the land of the Asses. Assyria was a massively violent place with high appraisal for its program of internal homicide, rape, and treacherous murder for any reason whatsoever. And you think the Bush years have been bad!! HA! But NO! Nevermind that the man is a recovering drug addict who hates the country that pays his bills and elevates him above the squalor of Southside Chicago, one of the most segregated and divisively driven cities in the country and the big O’s hometown. No, please, don’t pay attention to that. HE HAS A BIG PENIS!! OK!! Let’s all run to the polls!! Great. Super. I feel much better now, thanks kindly. And btw, if you think ANY of these asshole candidates is any better than the other, than you’ve got your mind cast off into a netherworld of false visions of romance and sweetness. It’s all hypocrisy and the more any of us pays attention to any of them, the worse it’s going to be for us. God, I feel like shit now, I think I’m going to drink myself into oblivion. And to think, this used to be a refuge from the monotony of wanker videos and homogenized ideology. Nevermind.