Nightcharm’s Fantasy Boys Theater has posted another set of photos and videos featuring a new tan and blond mystery boy, with the cryptic description: “The mind can be a powerful tool in creating your own personal fantasy. There are no limits to where you can take yourself. Sit back, close your eyes and imagine what you would like to be doing… or have done to you.”

Make what you will of that. We happen to know the model as “Royce” from the Cruiserboys Theater, and we’re more than appreciative of any content which further documents his excellently thick cock.

Members, log in now and eat it up.

Thousands of naked men stormed the streets of Vitoria-Gasteiz today, flaunting what can only be described both literally and figuratively as “miles of cock.” The 24th of September has always been a major day for the industry, and with the PCSA Primo Conference winding down in Spain and over an estimated 3.3 million U.S. Dollars of pink and gold fireworks blazing through the night sky above the newly erected (excuse the pun) thrity-seven-floor Amaya Adalberto penis tower, this 24th is shaping up to be the most spectacular for years to come.

Commemorated today, in a four-hour ceremony, was the life of “Trunks” Howard, a director known for his work with Benny “The Foot-Long” Goose in his Busting Anus Sideways series of films.

Also present was Nightcharm Inner Circle’s own Maximo Latino model, Facu (above), displaying his own sizable appendage for a small but devoted crowd in the Gabino district.

Drinks were shared by all.

Jacking off. Wanking. Strangling the Kitten.

Call it what you may. It still leads to the same predestined end: the load blast, our nation’s greatest natural resource.

Allow me to extol but a few of its many virtues:

It’s Slangy! More so than the actual dick itself, the money shot inspires countless nicknames:

Splooge, Man Chowder, Hot Man Mustard, Dong Water, Donut Glaze, Spunk, Number 3, Population Paste, Gentleman’s Relish, Skeet, Load, Man Fluid, Penis Butter, Manthrax, Gizzum, Love Juice, Man Cream, Spew, Seed, Baby Gravy, Pearl Necklace, La Leche, Jizz, Wad, Pimp Juice, Baby Batter, Nut and Man Jam.

As other body fluids go, blood is the more vital, but though it may spew like a fountain in horror films, how many sobriquets has it earned?

Tears are poetic, yet still one-name wonders. And lymph? Please! Back of the line.

It’s Dynamic! Upon reaching climax, semen is thrust outward at ten miles per hour. Nothing beats either spraying all over your own face or dousing that flexing dumb guy who wants to buy your term paper all the way from across the room.

Unless you’re Horst Shultz, holder of the world record for long-distance ejaculation at an astounding eighteen feet, nine inches.

Bravo to Horst, who coincidentally also claims the title for tallest man (twelve feet, four inches) and has presumably laid numerous wives to rest.

They died in ecstasy. (more…)

I don’t mean to be too brash about it, but it bares mentioning that the average cock size in the Inner Circle’s Maximo Latino theater has damn near crossed nine inches over the last month. Check out Ariel and Emanuel (left) if you have any doubts. They’re amateur, but they’re definitely batting with the big league.

We’ve always been very large supporters of Latino dick, so the best advice I can give you is to join up and partake, because it really doesn’t get any better than these boys.

The time has come to reform your wardrobe for all those possible upcoming romantic interludes that the Autumn affords. That hoodie isn’t going to cut it this time. You’re a year older, for starters, and it has become slightly greasy — much like an ailing cat. Thankfully, resident celebrity psychic, Miranda Celeste-Walters has agreed to chart the course for your Fall fashion future, and beyond!

• The first thing I’m seeing on a lot of men this fall is an over-sized, mid-length short with an insulated lining and “folk” details reminiscent of lederhosen. But this is not a traditional item. This is going to appear for the first time, possibly in a Kanye West promotional spot called “Candy Love,” and it’s going to spread out of control.

• Your socks are going to be completely modernized this Fall. People are going to get serious about waterproof, and there’s going to be a move toward the statement sock. (more…)

Hotness Alert in Nightcharm’s Inner Circle. The latest update from the guys at our Fantasy Boys theater takes a "house boy" theme, which does or doesn’t work depending on how hard you’re willing to suspend your disbelief.

Personally, I’m not willing at all because the shoot is so hot that I don’t really need more than they’re giving me: two really hot boys getting nasty together.

Of course, it doesn’t hurt that one of them is packing his trousers in a major-league way. Don’t take my word for it — check out the picture.

This is a good day to join up, if you’re not already a member of Nightcharm’s Inner Circle. Of course, most days are good days to join so long as you’ve got plenty of lube and a clean towel on hand.