We first saw Johnny when he appeared one day in our yard, tapping at the window. He was scruffy and unshaven and hungry. Naturally, our heart went out to him. Did we mention he wore nothing but a saggy pair of gym shorts?
He spoke in halting English as he accepted the baloney sandwich we were eating. To our astonishment, he claimed he had been raised by … What was that again, Johnny?
Wolves.
Don’t bullshit an old bullshitter, kid. What gives?
No, he insisted, he really was brought up by wolves! A lovely excited flush had come to his cheeks; amazingly, his diction improved as well. Hollywood wolves, he explained. These older gents who had taken advantage of … Say no more. We got the picture.
So here was the thing: The Hollywood retirees had put Johnny through college. Your major? we asked, whipping out the clipboard of questions we always keep on hand for strapping boys who appear in our yard.
Astrophysics came the predictable reply. With a minor in dance.
Now he was staggering under all the student loans the men had taken out for him. Did we need any yard work done?
Or something?
Why, yes! The something we came up with can be viewed in the Maximo Latino theater in the Inner Circle’s Video library. Hurry, the moon turns full tomorrow night, and, well, you know…
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Oh yeah! I wanna do him doggy-style, or wolf-style that is.
fuck yeah
If college is this hot maybe i need to enroll
OH OH OH ThIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE CUMMED ON THIS SITE!!!!!
Tapping at your window? A baloney sandwich? Astrophysics with a minor in dance? Really, Nightcharm, there are limits!
Why must you people reduce everything to S_E_X? Also this is racist.
The cello tattoo is making me nuts. Astrophysics with a minor in dance. At where? Julliard?
oh god i jyst wanna fuck him so bad and eat his cum
I’m a little confused over whether “concerned mother” is a joke or not, considering that this is like the fifth entry I’ve seen the “why is everything about sex” comment. I don’t know why someone would keep coming back to this site again and again if they were disgusted by it.
Also, IT’S A PORN SITE, of course it’s about sex, um.
Thanks Anonymous, my sentiment as well. Maybe ‘she’s’ suffering from “what you resist, persists.”
“Concerned Mother” is a joke, whether she knows it or not.
It’s really just Maggie Gallagher hagging it up in the hopes that one of us will tell her she’s pretty and reassure her that someday she’ll find Mr. Right.
I WANT MORE PHOTOS
Poor johnny everyones taking advantage of him =l