“Can it be that it was all so simple then? Or has time re-written every line?”
Think back dear ones. Before online hookups, Grindr and trashy gloryhole connections via Craigslist, there was the innocent, soft-lit world of video dating.
Please note, I find most of these guys utterly fabulous. And given time travel, I’d even have dated several of ‘em. Maybe even the little ‘fashion photographer’ that I’m sensing probably plays on our team now. Gosh, I wonder who’s fucking him now?
“What’s too painful to remember, we simply choose to forget…”
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Suffering Psyche!
I counted three with crazy eyes, six with rape-face, two with mommy issues, four who obviously like to touch kids, two closet cases, one crier, three Travis Bickles, four Republicans, one with body dysmorphia (I’m talking to you “don’t-it-make-my-brown-eyes-blue” Monroe), and three unregistered sex offenders, many with overlap.
If I had to choose, it would be Steven, his with Sarah Palin accent, John Stamos hair, work-out shirt, and weight belt (!). Sometimes it really turns me one when they have a dopey head on top of a killer bod.
These guys are priceless. I’m with David, I’d have dated a couple of ‘em.
Reminds me of the on-going Mad TV skit for ‘Lowered Expectations’ Video Dating Service. What’s with the guy with the Viking/barbarian get-up and thick glasses? Yikes! Wonder if he ever got laid…
If the clothes aren’t hopelessly 80s, the hair is. Fascinating and painful, all at once.
“Who so binds to himself a joy, doth it’s winged life destroy†I’M IN LOVE!!!!!!
Oh wow. That’s about all I can say. I wonder how many of them looked back at these and just shut the TV off before someone else walked into the room out of pure shame or embarrasment…
But it’s pretty endearing. I’m glad we have the internet now :p