We wonder if our latest Cruiser Dudes, Tobey and Troy are aware of the deep history connected with their shocking discovery last week in Mom’s kitchen?

Yes, the ritual of autofellatio goes all the way back to ancient times. The anthropologist David Lorton claims that many sacred texts refer to autofellatio within the religion of Egypt, occurring both in the realm of the gods and among the devotees performing religious rituals.

The French egghead Michel Foucault cites autofellatio — the act of “taking one’s sex organ into one’s own mouth” — as one of three ways to commit “relations with oneself.” Who’d a thunk it?

We’re guessing that Tobey and Troy made this discovery innocently enough, while Tobey was cockgobbling on Troy’s gargantuan obelisk. And then one thing just led to another. Soon Troy was deep throating his own meat, skimming the edge of nirvana and rewriting history too. Fortunately our cameras caught the entire act on video for you, and posterity’s sake. How kind and wise of us!

Step right up to our latest Cruiser Boy update in the Circle. A divine rite of passage, for sure!

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