What’s in a name? We all have our personal forms of rebellion, and in Kay’s case, baring all isn’t about the cash or the fame; it’s his big “Fuck you!” to Mom and Dad.
Only unfit parents would give a hot piece such a gender-neutral moniker, and that’s why the K-ster is always ready to doff his threads and prove he’s all man. As if his cool Anime hair and silky blue eyes weren’t enough to convince you, his slink bod and stout danger zone will put you over the top.
Some guys need — no, deserve — more than their fair share of ego-stroking, and Kay will have you cranking his hard and heavy for all it’s worth. Catch all the pics and vids in our Fantasy Boys theater…right this way.
©2009 Nightcharm
Well first off, I absolutely LOVE gender-neutral names. Nobody’s hotter than a dude named Cameron or Skyler.
Second, was he a “hot piece” as infant? Dunno if even “fit” parents think of their squirming pink thing wrapped up in a blanket as a hot trick.
No, that’s crazy talk.
A child’s attractiveness is what will get them a high price on the adoption black market. You can tell within weeks of birth whether a kid will be a loser or not. I was an exceptionally lean and muscular stunner of a baby, not one of those ugly fatties.
The bungled naming of a baby has disastrous repercussions years down the line. If you name a girl Aphrodite, Chandelier, or Porshe, she will become a stripper and/or a whore. Girls named after virtues like Harmony, Faith, Chastity, Hope, or Destiny are always cunts. Every pizzeria has a guy called Tony in it who secretly wants his family dead for telegraphing his fate. Kids with three first names like Johnathan Nicholas Paul or Sarah Marie Amber will star on awful CW series and have spray tans. A Jed, Cletus, or Jethro will fuck a relative or animal.
I know it’s harsh, but it’s true.
Aw damn I would pee all over him.
I absolutely agree with Thor. Who doesn’t hate it when parents give their children stupid names? And it doesn’t stop at ‘Destiny’, oh no, people go for ‘Cherish’ and ‘Diamond’.
He looks like he used to be fat and lost weight. There’s a certain look to it I think I can recognize, in the eyes (the lines under them) and in the hands and feet. I’m not 100% sure on this one but I think I can usually tell.
I went to Chili’s the other day. The waitress came up to us and announced, “Hi. I’m Fabulous and I’m going to be your server today.” I was so stunned I couldn’t order. Someone doomed this poor girl to a life of whoredom and gang bangs. That’s what’s in a name.