Two frat guys that just happened to meet in a San Diego Abercrombie and Fitch store? Could this tale possibly be any more cliched? Do you believe this story? Neither did I. But then I did some Andrea Peyser-like research, and, well, sure enough it is true.

Kay and Bastian have been inseparable after that October meeting in the A&F jeans department. First there was an intense bout of gaydar scoping. Then Kay followed Bastian over to Jamba Juice; gave him his cell number, and the rest has been carefully documented for you in our Cruiser Boy theater of the Inner Circle.

Join the boys now, before the bong hits wear off and everyone becomes straight again.