I’m largely ambivalent about the holidays this year.
The forced sentimentality, the self-martyring Christian hand-wringing, human beings trampling each other like lemmings for home theaters, the syrupy TV movies starring Tiffani-Amber Thiessen and Rob Lowe — combined it’s all enough to make any Atheist with deep-seated misanthropic tendencies and nothing to lose want to cut a bitch.
Only one thing can warm the cockles of this heart of ice: the niche that is amateur Xmas porn.
The cornucopia MerryXXXmas has taught me to love again in a way that visiting Christmas spirits or being inappropriately touched by an angel ever could. There’s enough here to supply me with thousands of Lurid Digs entries, and some are so magical that I want to encase them in a shakeable snow globe for posterity.
How can I even choose a fave? The Ben Cohen-ish guy with Charlie the Jack-In-The-Box from the Island of Misfit Toys posed at groin-level? The naked guy laying by the Christmas tree who’s either been ruffied or nodded off waiting for Santa? The two hot geeks seated naked on a pile of comics with a Tolkien poster and snuggly Transformers blankies as backdrops? It all makes me want to deck the halls hard and nasty.
One caveat though: however will the elves find a box big enough for the gigantic muscle bear in red briefs with a Santa buckle? And what the hell am I going to feed him?
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The comic geeks, hands-up (though heaven knows my hands would rather be elsewhere in that photo…)
I wish we had hot geeks like that around here…I think I’d spend my days at the comic store…
What a great site! I didn’t see it until today, which makes for a nice Boxing Day gift — most of the gifts being out of the box! Thank you, Santa Shawn!
I personally find the sudden barrage of Christmas themed porn both annoying and a total turn off. Nothing makes me loose my hard on faster than seeing a hot guy with a Santa hat on. My mind also goes to a recent threesome I had, in a friends living room, in which I felt kind of wrong to be eating this guys ass right in front of the blinking Christmas tree. Maybe it doesn’t help that I’m Jewish, I don’t know.
I’m with you, Ethan. And the cock-clutching Santa image on this post is beyond creepy and pedophilic.
I’m not sure if the pedophile vibes I’m getting are coming from the fact that St. Nick is supposedly something like 700 years old clutching an inarguably younger penis, or the fact that Santa is a child’s thing and to see it grasping a decontextualized, precum-dripping cock is a bit jarring.
…Somehow more jarring than the thought of Harry Potter with Dumbledore or Frodo with Merlin, which, yeah, have both occured to me in a gut-churning way in the past. Yes, having an elegant white beard like all these other fictional old men sort of saps the sexual context out of you, but more than that, a fuzzy red fat suit and jolly red cheeks and the love of 2.5 billion children tend to make me think santa has a painted smiley face on his groin instead of genitals.
Someone somewhere in the world likes that. This is the beauty of Nightcharm; no one person is going to like everything they have on this site – but there’s definitely something for everyone, eh?
Cute blog title. Last Christmas, I gave you my hard-on? And so does that mean… the very next day, you gave it away?
Perhaps that might fuel the misanthropic tendencies.
what a huge dick!!!!!!!
its so hard yeah:) but satisfy <3