Snippets of ambient dialogue from the Folsom Street Fair:

— “Yeah, Brock, I totally learned this knot when I was in the Merchant Marines. It provides the security you need, but without the unsightly chafing, all the while accentuating the delicate curvatures of the torso and the sinewy undulations of the arms. I find the Hajime Sorayama aesthetic — the juxtaposition of the supple, pliant quality of flesh against the unyielding grip of the bonds — to be the most conceptually pure approach. Plus this hemp twine is both eco-friendly in form while durable in function!”

— “Tell me about function, Dan! These thigh-highs were not meant for prolonged periods of standing. I should’ve gone with a sensible pair of Bettie Page platforms like you did. Aw, well. They do make my ass look great! Fuck I’m thirsty! Are you thirsty? Do me a fave and gimme a sip of my Diet Coke, will ya? I’m gonna be here a while. My master’s having a major hissy because I hooked up with that muscle queen in the fishnet body stocking — the bitch!”

— “All I wanted was to get a caricature done, Tom! Maybe buy a souvenir snow globe! This is nothing like the brochure! And now that guy’s supermodel legs are making me feel all hippy! Take me home!”

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