It sounds so dated now, like Trickle-down Economics.

You know, because they both involve pissing on someone you think is beneath you.

“Opponents of this message, they’re seeking to marginalize this movement. They want to paint us as ideologically extreme and the counterpoint to liberal intolerance and outrageous conspiracy theorists aimed at our own government and unethical shameless tactics like considering a candidate’s children fair game. But unlike the elitists who denounce this movement — they just don’t want to hear the message — I’ve traveled across this great country and I’ve talked to the patriotic men and women who make up the Tea Party movement. And they are good and kind and selfless and they are deeply concerned about our country. And today I ask only this: Let’s make this movement a tribute to their good example…”

– from Sarah Palin‘s Keynote Speech at the Inaugural Tea Party Convention

…and Alice just left the fucking table.

Priceless ad copy:

You know these guys — great bod, great abs, great…wait a minute — everything Butt-A-Face! Ya know, the guy you’d pick up in the last few minutes before closing time at the bar, only after you’ve had a few. See these Butt-A-Face boys get fucked, sucked & jacked off on. It’s like going to the bar, but it won’t cost you and you’ll get laid.

Safe to presume that agents received some livid phone calls after this hit the shelves.

Sexus is also the name of a sleazy star vehicle for Raging Stallion Man of the Year Tom Vacarro. Judging by his powerfucking everything in sight, Tom doesn’t intend to let go of his title soon.

This fuck masterpiece co-stars Luke Bronson’s thick dick, Lance Gear’s nasty musclebutt, and Peter Raeg’s perfect beefy body. Yeah, I’m objectifying all these guys. Isn’t that what Henry Miller would want? See Sexus now in the Inner Circle.

Twilight Star Reveals He Hates Women’s Private Parts.

So reads the headline over at MTV Australia. Ace reporter Sophie Barnett fills us in with the following facts and opening bombshell: Robert Pattinson has hinted he may be gay. Or a straight zoophile. Frankly, we’re not sure

The Twilight actor — this decade’s answer to C Thomas Howell or Christopher Atkins — who’s been linked to his anemic, “I’m, like, so bored with fame and money…” co-star Kristen Stewart, has sparked rumors about his sexuality after he likened lady parts to shellfish or peanuts following a typically tawdry photo shoot for Details magazine. Class…

We’ll let Bedhead explain it himself:

“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.”

So maybe’s he’s just into ass? Or strictly oral? Frottage? It only gets weirder. Figuring alienating legions of female fans and making himself look like he’s been huffing paint thinner just wasn’t quite enough of a self-lit immolation, Sparkly continued to elaborate. You see, the girly crevice may be a turn-off, but trunks — that shit is fucking hot. (read the full article)

Only two highly symbolic locales ever seem to be perpetually invoked to embody the disparities of our fiscal meltdown: Main Street and Wall Street.

Are Andy and Opie Taylor having to ally with those hillbilly moonshiners in order to continue to afford their fishing lures, and is Patrick Bateman’s Amex Gold Card being refused when he tries to order a coterie of high-end escorts after killing his accountant with a power drill?

But what about Easy Street in Pornopolis? Does no one care about the sacrifices and indignities our favorite gay porn gods have had to endure in a sharp and jagged downturn?

Gay porn is really a subsidiary of the male escort/sex worker scene, lucrative in its own right, but still mainly functioning as a virtual PR firm and calling card for the sex brokers. Long-believed to be recession-proof along with other “vice”-related industries, even All-Male Action has taken a serious hit in the past two years. Revenues not just for DVD and magazine sales are down, but so are the returns for Web-based smut and the dancing circuit. Many is the urban escort who’s resigned himself to turning fewer high-roller tricks in favor of a more economy class clientele, and personal training and/or massage therapy bullet points are not necessarily placed in ironic quotations in resumes anymore. A top-tier star’s name and face just don’t ring up the dollar signs like they did five years ago. (read the full article)

As our trusty pal Joe Jervis points out: “New Hampshire state Rep. Nancy Elliott doesn’t do anal.”

Godamnit!

Ms. Elliot wants to repeal same-sex marriage because — quote: “…We’re talking about taking the penis of a man and putting it in the rectum of another man and wriggling it around in excrement. And you have to think … would I allow that to be done to me?”

Well dear readers, what do you think? Could she? Should she? Would you fuck her? COULD you fuck her? Help us out here. And help out the citizens of New Hampshire while you’re at it — so much hangs in the balance (or sling).

Yep, it’s Friday. I tend to go crazy with the alliteration.

Or maybe it’s just our new Cruiser Boy star Daniel. Or maybe it’s the videos we shot of Daniel with his red dildo and gargantuan dick. I don’t know. You tell me.

The facts are these: The guy is fresh off the bus from Vegas. He’s eager to break into porn. And he’s back in the Inner Circle showing you why you should care. Go watch him, show him the love. (And happy Friday!)

Not all ethnic stereotypes are bad. Some are, frankly, fucking awesome.

Yes, of course we’re talking about Paul Morris‘ latest vid: Christian Takes 24 Cocks in 24 Hours. Academy members, PLEASE consider the following details:

Handsome musclepup Christian offered his hole to all comers for a 24-hour marathon fucking. Horned out of his mind, our man takes a serious battering. Majorly hung Ted Slater does the honors of giving Christian his first fuck of the day. Ted plugs him at every angle, just so that precious opening will be ready for further admonishment. Don’t you love a guy that fucks you in a cheap hotel room, while covering your mouth so you don’t frighten the other motel guests? Now that’s etiquette.

Sweaty, cum-filled Christian then takes on four power tops with about four feet of cock between them. It’s a pretty sight — if you’re definition of pretty is totally fucked up like mine. See Christian’s bareback epic now in our Inner Circle’s Treasure Island Theater.