In theory, I can understand the motivation for women wanting to exploit men for kicks, but in practice, I find it tends to backfire. No matter how game the men are and how eager the ladies are, it still just seems gay. Here we have a perfect example. This is daytime trash geared for women. The host knows has a “Screw it — I’m getting paid.” sensibility about it all. The set resembles a dollhouse interior.
Nevertheless, gay.
Our bachelorette — a mouth-breathing dip with a wedge cut and Mom jeans — is definitely part of the problem. Her first grade reading skills put her out of the race from the get-go, and she seems unsure of where she is. It’s the guys who are supposed to seem stupid in this scenario, and Number 3 especially is out of her league in the brains and charisma department (the glasses are a nice against-type touch). It get’s worse, though. Conceptually, this is a nightmare. Having our blindfolded girl fist a glory hole while the host holds her straps like she’s a nasty bottom and himbos in International Male attire flex is a major stumbling block. The gay guys in the audience at 2:24 and 2:36 are clearly thinking “Dumbass! Go for the tits, not the traps!”
And the boys: a Guido in cut-offs and a string tank, a West Hollywood guy in a spandex leotard, and a burr-cut megalith in a body-hugger T. This is basically the cast from a Catalina video circa 1996. All career pretenses aside, Number 1 will surely become a male stripper with the moniker Thunder or Master Blaster. 2 undoubtedly became an escort and is now being kept by a plastic surgeon sugar daddy. 3 is the go-getter, so I know he’ll steer clear of anything sex industry-related and hit it big in international business.
The payoff? Nothing! Wedge-Head has a man I’d shank a nun for, and she looks mortified! Any self-respecting gay would have all four limbs wrapped around that piece before he even got halfway across stage. Lezzie bitch!
And because I’m obsessive-compulsive/prone to listing, please enjoy the video’s Top Five comments:
5. All I got to say to you ladies is, be very wary of muscle men. A lot of them (I know I’m a bodybuilder who is gay) are into each other. They might suck, get fucked by the dick just as much as you do! LMFAO!!!
4. They wore the same outfit. How embarrassing.
3. Break her in half!
2. You’re just in love with her absolutely GORGEOUS GORGEOUS cute little perfect wedged bob haircut!!! (I KNOW!!!) It has taken me so long to get my front grown out & enough courage to buzz my back high enough for my a-line, & now I think I want this cut for a while!! SOOO CUTE!!!
1. Yes, good for them. You fuckface.
But don’t let Wedge-Head kill the buzz. The good news is…Billy Herrington’s still alive!
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Interesting video. Inspiration for the next themed episode of “Glee” perhaps?
What’s the link under “international” supposed to point to. It seems to be broken. (PS her hairstyle is, in fact, pretty fab.)
I fucking love this article. Hilarious description of the video!!
“What’s the link under “international†supposed to point to. It seems to be broken.”
I fixed it. Thanks for the heads-up.
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Isn’t MM#3 (“Now & Later”) gay porn star Billy Herrington?
i really like the way they all posed and i hope that one day i’ll exposed myself into this website coz, it so lovely and hot…anywau i like it …YUMMY…
I have “Playing With Fire 2″ somewhere, or Disc A of it at least, which features Billy Herrington prominently in solos and top-only scenes. Distinct gay-for-pay impression I got of his performances (Steve Cassidy was the standout sexual arsonist and ordnance detonator in this second installed first introduced and made popular by the legendary Bruce Patterson). I have clips of Billy’s “The Legend,” too, or was that “Warrior?” in any case a Roman gladiator story, where I saw him first suck dick while he himself has a hard-on. Hot but brief. Scattered clips from his other movies are available in the net, including one in a garage scene where he jacks this stud named Spike (for demonstrable reasons) to projectile cum with a few lubed strokes of his muscleman hand. Billy Herrington’s appeal is his extraordinary combination of innocent good looks (he has dreamy, boyish please-don’t-hurt-me eyes) and a fully-developed Olympian physique ready to sub for Hercules should the Greek hero call in sick. In the porn movies I make in my head, I always use Billy to quietly but methodically rip apart beautiful works of art like Sonny Markham, Chris Rockway, even Scott Evans, John Barrowman and Thore Scholermann. Any thoughts or scenario of him and Doogie Howser in the same room is verboten. Forget it. No!. Not gonna happen. Ssshh!
Manny – Billy C’s gladiator movie was called “Conquered”. The film’s claim to fame was that the last scene had Billy bottoming for the first time. I still remember the line that started it all: “Take my manhood”. Classic!
D’oh! Meant to say “Billy H” not “Billy C.”
Oy – senility is a terrible terrible thing.