True Blood: This last episode, fabulous in so many Technicolor ways.
Absolutely over the top, we won’t even talk about how many sharks were jumped, as that is so last season. We expect True Blood not to be anything more than popcorn, which it is, caramel deluxe! And we expect any Alan Ball production to be dicks-a-plenty. D*i*t*t*o!
Let’s just say it was one impossibly hot naked chest after another. All of them with fuck faces that were testosterone in excelis.
The lines kept coming fast. I had trouble catching my breath. Whoever wrote tonight’s episode is a god.
There was this:
“We fucked as only two vampires can.”
And there was this, spoken in exasperation:
“That boy! He makes my ass itch.”
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I want more from True Blood than just the writhing and grinding. Yes, the sex matters but so do plot and intrigue. The scene two episode’s ago with Bill’s twisting that woman’s neck was simply grotesque.