The Last Word

By Nightcharm / Sunday, September 12th, 2010

“Let that realm of God’s spirit just come on you right now.”

– Joshua Mills, consummate virtuoso — child prodigy minister, supernaturally-trained pianist, faith healer, happily married man, father, missionary, divine mouthpiece, songwriter, and Jason Sechrest/Ross Mathews hybrid — enlightening us about God’s humanitarian abilities to teleport the faithful and orthodontically heal the Inuit.

Portugo Is Burning!

Matt

“…As you’re watching divine supernatural glory falling on you, and cumming on you…” Wait a minute, did he really say that?? (Check it out, right at the 2 minute mark.) Up until this point in my life I’d never heard of someone who had a tooth fetish, but I’d say that this queen definitely qualifies.
777

It seems almost all of the christers are trying their hardest to repel and invite sexual energy into their lives — at the same time. they want a god that includes sexuality but they’re taught this is forbidden (the flesh is weak, the spirit strong, etc.) this explains a lot of their freudian slips — as you’ve noted Matt — or literal acting out as this woman demonstrates (both with her dream imagery and body, uhm, quaking, at the 3 minute mark).
Mark Tanner

The guy on the keyboards behind this kookie Eskimo, in the above vid, has got to be one of the glummest, bored participants I’ve ever witnessed in one of these hoot-fests.
Michael

You would think God would waste away his time doing more interesting things like watching grass grow at the molecular level or feeding limbless cats in Guam instead of whitening teeth and transporting closeted “waxy gays” across the globe to cruise.
JP

Is that a perfect eyebrow arch or what? My teeth are white, and my eyebrows have a natural arch, but maybe the next time ur God is doing beauty work, pedicures specifically, I can get transported in for a few hours. Now, I wonder if acting out my foot fetish would be considered a sexual act? Someone please let me know. I may not be a virgin after all, damn!