Cucumbers & Lady Fingers: Checkin’ In To The Hotel Adonis

This is the sort of Glamour Shots by way of Frederick’s of Hollywood elegance that only Sheena Easton, Kelly LeBrock, Vanity, or a Landers Sister circa 1985 could pull off. Bonus points for the subtle phallic imagery and reverse sexism, and for the blond with the bleached crew cut who looks like the condom broke when Dolph Lundgren and Brigitte Nielsen had a brief fling — the combined effects of their Aryan super genes producing a being not quite of this mortal coil.