Once Bitten: Taste The Pud of Dracula!

By Nightcharm / Monday, February 7th, 2011

Today in Urban Dictionary terms we love:

Dick Dracula: a girl [or guy] who loves suckin’ on the cock. Does it for her [his] own enjoyment as much as the guy’s. Dick Draculas can become so notorious that they earn the name “Count Cock.”

Conversational usage:

“Fuck, man! I know I was blitzed last night, but that dude clamped down onto my cock and went off! It was like getting a hummer from a python!”

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“Notoriety” being, in this context, relative. Some dick draculas are so into it you could say they give ISO-certifiable blow jobs that are pure poetry. Personal experience with these rarified artists is hard to put into words, but one scene in a porn movie comes close to one. That movie is Muscle Up and the scene is the one with Carlo Masi on his knees giving Chris Wide the kind of solemn pole worshipping that Aryan god-stud deserves. Complete with the muscle bear equivalent of the moaning and eyes-closed humming hungry young kittens make when sucking milk.