Mitigatin’ Factor: GOP Congressman Betrays Marriage, Craves Pussy

Via Gawker:

Rep. Christopher Lee, (R) [or (D) if you watch Fox] of NY has just been busted giving his best Guys With iPhones pump on Craigslist, seeking a wo…man (?) to help him repeal ObamaCare, defund federal money for greedy 13-year-old rape victims, and also to reenact Michael Douglas’s “Oh! Ooh! Ooooh! Ooooooooh!” cumshot from Basic Instinct.

“Fun,” “fit,” and “classy” Lee passed himself off as a 39-year-old divorced lobbyist (yeah, baby…sexy and evil…) in order to score some non-Biblically-defined trim, and found it in a 34-year-old chick from Maryland who works in oppressive, socialist government. Anyway, girlfriend knew something was up, and after a modicum of research, made Lee as a nasty-assed liar and forwarded all their correspondence to Gawker.

Lee’s voting record on marriage equality isn’t that transparent, but he is a proponent of DADT (can’t have tawdry hook-ups in the military) and is on board with the Repubs’ “OK, so there’s you-asked-for-it rape and then there’s real rape…” end-run around abortion rights, so we’re sure he’s utterly fair-minded when it comes to keeping the government out of people’s personal relationships.

Whatev. Lee, actually 46 (Daddy….) with a son to boot, is trying to blame a security breach that resulted in his computer getting hacked. Could it be ACORN that’s responsible, or George Soros? We’ll just assume the shirtless flexing pick was intended for, what — his P90X progress blog? Happily, Lee’s spokeshack is adamant that “The Congressman is happily married,” and “the only time he or his wife posted something online was to sell old furniture when they changed the apartment they keep in DC.”

Is that the sound of Gloria Allred doing her money dance we hear?