The Holy Mountain: A Gay Porn Vision Quest

This is some mind-bendingly crazy vintage spank material.

Everything here –the Joe Gage- by way of Old Reliable-style model, the work boots, the southwest blanket, the fakey pine tree creeping in — is pretty damn pitch-perfect, but it’s the trippy backdrop that really sends this into the stratosphere. We’re talking a peyote-fueled vision quest here.

A standard-issue beach or roaring fire just can’t quite compare to a rainbow-hued valley vista from The Smurfs.